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Danny Germaine

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Your favorite temporary boyfriend, based in Seattle. Find me on Rent.men, Tryst.link, or email directly to Dannygermainexxx@gmail.com

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You've got a really good point about it being illiquid. I always forget that!

12.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine having the ability to do the coolest thing ever and you instead decide to... start another company?? For laughs??

Couldn't be me.

12.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know you have to be deeply unwell to be a billionaire but I genuinely don't fucking understand having the capability to better the lives of everyone on the planet while still being rich afterward and choosing not to invest your money that way.

Like. If that was me... baby, we are all coming up!

12.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm all for the WA state millionaire tax.

If those subject to the tax leave the state to avoid it, I'm glad to see them go.

12.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is holding a pair of binoculars in front of a trendzisst logo Alt: Robert Redford, as Jeremiah Johnson. He's dressed as am outdoorsman with long blond hair and a thick beard, sitting against a backdrop of a river in the woods. The camera pans onto his face from afar and as it gets closer, he smiles slightly and nods in approval.
09.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of an olive green pilot's flight suit laid out on the floor. It's a jumpsuit that covers the entire body, including arms and legs. The material looks synthetic.

A picture of an olive green pilot's flight suit laid out on the floor. It's a jumpsuit that covers the entire body, including arms and legs. The material looks synthetic.

An olive green pilot's flight suit hanging up. The are panels running up the inside of outside of the legs and arms with horizontal elastic bands across them. The same panels go up the torso from crotch to neck, so it's a wild array of horizontal bands. It looks a little bit like a space suit designed by H.R. Giger.

An olive green pilot's flight suit hanging up. The are panels running up the inside of outside of the legs and arms with horizontal elastic bands across them. The same panels go up the torso from crotch to neck, so it's a wild array of horizontal bands. It looks a little bit like a space suit designed by H.R. Giger.

Ooh I want a Soviet era MiG flight suit so bad.

A normal one would do but the high altitude suit looks wild with all the straps.

09.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face Alt: Rachel Dratch in her pivotal SNL role as Debbie Downer. She's making a grimace as the camera pans in closer until her face fills the entire frame.

Oh boy. I just tallied up my startup costs for training and between insurance, a new Ipad, mapping subscription, and a headset, my new one hour rate is $1,850.

08.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

O ho, jail for mother!

08.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lord. Their little mournful faces.

08.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They respond by banging cabinet doors with their little feet like tiny poltergeists throwing a tantrum.

08.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day around this time, I'm telling my cat that he and his sister need to wait 15 minutes to be fed dinner.

Chat, these cats can't read a clock. They've never been able to read a clock.

08.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face Alt: Rachel Dratch in her pivotal SNL role as Debbie Downer. She's making a grimace as the camera pans in closer until her face fills the entire frame.

Oh boy. I just tallied up my startup costs for training and between insurance, a new Ipad, mapping subscription, and a headset, my new one hour rate is $1,850.

08.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't mind me - I'm just hemming my new slacks and struggling with ironing in a good front crease.

05.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™…πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ "Lemme see naked pics."

πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ "Lemme buy you a David Clark H10.13S headset."

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

02.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a lil bit of ✌🏽reallocation of wealth✌🏽 ... as a treat.

01.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whew, today I joined a very attractive couple and it was such a great time.

01.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So true! πŸ˜–

27.02.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor recommended it for all mucus membrane contact, including kissing so I tried it last night after a very hot make out session with a gentleman caller.

Whomp whomp.

26.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who has two thumbs and just found his first medicine allergy??

This guy and it's doxy pep. πŸ™‡πŸ»

My lips look really hot and plumped though. πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fired is very aggressive - I would put you on a friend PIP first.

26.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a cat throwing up.

A drawing of a cat throwing up.

26.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Yacko, from Animaniacs, stares at his phone with the weariest of tired eyes. He and I are both tired of this bullshit.

Yacko, from Animaniacs, stares at his phone with the weariest of tired eyes. He and I are both tired of this bullshit.

I'm so tired of this shit, Winifred.

24.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very.

23.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table holding a microphone and a drink . Alt: Hyungwon, a young and stylish Korean man, is seated at a table holding a mic. He purses his lips slightly, looks into the distance, and slowly puts it down before picking up an iced coffee and taking a sip.

Sometimes I want to share what came through a booking request but I'm like this now about it:

23.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people sitting in a room with a nasa logo on the wall behind them Alt: A group of people sitting in a mission control room with a NASA logo on the wall behind them. One person in the foreground stands up with both hands raised in a victory pose, then more and more people stand from their work stations to cheer and celebrate. They high five each other joyously. I am also overjoyed at my own achievement, which is writing this goddamn research paper.

22 pages, chat.

I think we did it.

22.02.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 4325 πŸ” 1142 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 47

🀝🀝🀝🀝🀝

20.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They totally do!! We have good taste πŸ’…πŸ½

20.02.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

20.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0