Gurtis eats people

If you ask me, NOBODY should have the powers of the eldritch God Cthulhu, ESPECIALLY not some filthy GOBLIN.

Phew, good thing you told me. I almost went to blame my problems on people in power, good thing I know who the one truly at fault for my terrible awful no-good life is

Listen, I'm no leprechaun supporter. But

oh yeah? well, next time you need a pair of 10-foot arms, don't you DARE come running to me! we're OVER!

attempted murder survivor vs. 10,000,000 murderers. can they find common ground?

Unmasks Frankenweenie: "Waffle house water???"

the courts have ruled the epstein files "just a prank bro" and "chill, what are you, a liberal or something? you a fucking cop? didn't think so, get off my ass about it."

the other 2.8% killed themselves before answering because they realized upon being prompted that they were Oklahomans.

this just in: 15 men who went missing after plane crash 5 years ago found on island holding hands and saying kind words to each other. professionals chose to leave them there, as they are "probably better off". after conducting a poll, 97.2% of Oklahomans strongly agree with this decision.

personally I think that art gallery idea is a really good one. you should totally add it.

Fun fact: nobody has any fucking clue what Kevin Shields is even talking about

it is worth noting that each participant proceeded to push the button repeatedly, when it was only required that they push it once. they all did this while muttering something under their breath that the microphones failed to pick up. the only discernable words were "fuck", "coward", and "airplane".

when given the choice, each of the forty participants overwhelmingly chose to administer controlled shocks to babies rather than dogs. when asked why, they explained that the reasoning behind their choice was that babies were little bitches who could "stand to take a few shocks". each one said this.

S tier album front to back. goated