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A red box with an illustration of Cap'n Crunch holding a white cup with a red lid, behind a "wave" of brown liquid. The box notes that these Ship Shakes are "as good for you as a bowl of oatmeal"

A row of packets of Ship Shake powder. Each one features an illustration of a character from the Cap'n Crunch cereal universe (a little blonde girl with pig tails, a boy with thick glasses in a sailor suit, Cap'n Crunch in a nightgown, a little boy with buckteeth and a sailor hat over his eyes, etc.)

Cap'n Crunch Ship Shake (1966-circa 1971): A line of powdered breakfast drinks ("liquid cereal") made with oat flour. Available in Chocolate, Chocolate Malt, and Butterscotch. Each packet featured a character from the Cap'n Crunch Expanded Universe, including Alfie, Brunhilde, Dave, and Carlyle

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Salem Posting ⚫

hmm I followed the instructions I’m not sure why he looks so different

Apparently March 7th is Nation Cereal Day, so I feel obligated to share this again.

it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself

Professor Finkle's Beginning Division Interactive CD-ROM.

A random game, on a Saturday

remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

Red panda

Red panda

buncheeks hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss normal-horoscopes DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM peel-a-potato-with-a-potato Now hold on, isn't that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you're trying to teach here about the two? normal-horoscopes POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

"Potion of explode your boss" is just permanently engraved in my brain

Light bulb socket fans

Man. Something about the physics here really really really bothers me.

camo index: 90%

Like, yo. Aging isn’t what you think it is, kiddos. You’re still the same person. Just with more experience. I still get excited that I can order pizza w/o asking my parents and I will be 46 in a few months lol. You will all be here one day so shut up and enjoy the ride.

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

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Um. Is St. Louis ok? Cause my weather app says the stargate just appeared there.

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear? amadeus46art: killed his wife hyu_man: Oh just__avery: lol abridge2: multiple times hyu_man: No innocent gear? amadeus46art: that's his daughter hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

gonna use this screenshot in my "guilty gear lore" panel at acen

Branch manager branching out

remember, anyone could be a stand user.

Most people think Captain Crunch is just a mascot, but I was at his funeral. I saw his scars. They were the scars of a warrior who lost everything to the sea of milk