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online diary sometimes mimismartypants.com she/her. Chicago. an okay person.

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yes I know that Roman senators were not directly elected, JUST SAYING

06.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking ahead to that Ides of March thing the internet loves so much and just saying, that was a day when a bunch of elected senators organized to kill a dictator, just saying

06.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

second favorite track on this one (Public Witness Program wins first place)

06.03.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's Fossil Butthole Friday

06.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aaaahh oh god

05.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I adore psychedelics but cannot imagine a worse environment for them, except for an abbatoir or Senate hearing

05.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I continue to be angry when an expensive thing works way better than a cheaper thing. I so want it to be equivalent or the other way.

05.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine those huge stupid eyelashes glued onto your face all day

05.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay

05.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what does that accomplish (I'm sure it feels great, but I wouldn't want someone trashing my progressive signs, so...)

05.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was half-watching a forgettable show and turned it off when a new couple dropped acid together, decided to go to a BOSTON-AREA ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE, and had a life-affirming, community-minded, wholesome good time while falling deeply in love. I'll suspend disbelief but there are limits

05.03.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pass that thing

05.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Soccer Mommy - circle the drain (Official Music Video)
Soccer Mommy - circle the drain (Official Music Video) YouTube video by SoccerMommyVEVO

First workday song is one of those that I can't sing out loud because I'll cry youtu.be/DTc1w32Vbeo?...

05.03.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thrice, in your corporeal person, at the place of employ

05.03.2026 10:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's an Iron Maiden song about Alexander the Great? Goddamn you learn something new every day istg

05.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roses are red
Tulips are bright

04.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 648 ๐Ÿ” 189 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really, everything that swings...swings both ways.

04.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Night Nurse, by THE VACANT LOTS from the album ENDLESS NIGHT

First workday song, delayed due to delicious, proper breakfast: thevacantlots.bandcamp.com/track/night-...

04.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might be an unsung hero. No one is singing so that's one clue

04.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems a little rude to call them that?

04.03.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yearly thryoid scan was great: a very gentle technician and a normal amount of lube, unlike last year's lady who mashed my neck into pieces and essentially bukkake'd me to hell and back

03.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stupid eyebrow thing aside, this guy looks like someone with paperwork saying he's not allowed to be near an elementary school.

03.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well that doesn't make any sense

02.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And again, human rights aside (although they SHOULDN'T BE): who picks vacation spots based on "safety"? Not that we should seek out danger, just that it's an odd criterion. Personally I was in great danger of dying of boredom during the time I lived in the Gulf

02.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had never in my life seen the word "Kalshi" before today and for a split second thought I had misremembered the name of that cereal and that cereal was in the news

02.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just think how easy it would be to just destroy him verbally. You know that man has not a single comeback at the ready for anything.

02.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is also that. There is very much that. But even if there weren't, it is an extremely boring place

02.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh that's fun.

02.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dubai is about as romantic as a fucking mall

02.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was A World on the Wing (about migration)

02.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0