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Adam Auden

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Politics / craft beer / dad jokes / nerdery. Opinions my own, frankly no-one else wants them. He / him, cis.

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My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.

See? We just need to talk to each other.

14.01.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 22775 ๐Ÿ” 2629 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 433 ๐Ÿ“Œ 184

Yโ€™all, if this is where youโ€™re at and you canโ€™t talk about your issues, just call it a day. Youโ€™ll both be happier.

06.01.2026 09:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To give you an idea of how ridiculous the gerrymandering in Nashville is, hereโ€™s our district. They diluted a third of Nashville into a rural area about 50 times as large that extends north to the Kentucky border and about a third of the length of the state to the east.

03.12.2025 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 960 ๐Ÿ” 313 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Really wish Albuquerque had Ranked Choice Instant Runoff voting for our Mayoral election, as the gap between my first and second choices of the six candidates running is narrow, while the gap between them and the rest of the field is vast. If no one clears 50% there's still a runoff, but low turnout

04.11.2025 05:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I can't tell you how much it hurts my brain to hear people in their seventies go rabid over the idea of government paid healthcare and become homicidal at the thought of a universal basic income while they enjoy their government paid healthcare and collect their universal basic income.

15.10.2025 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 268 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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30-second exposure on 4x5 film. Cannon Beach, Oregon.
#believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #filmphotography #photography #blackandwhitephotos #eastcoastkin #pnw #photographersofbluesky #largeformatphotography #analogandfilmphoto

06.09.2025 07:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 204 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œInflation, still too high for the Fedโ€™s liking, is rising again as businesses navigate President Trumpโ€™s global tariffs. The labor market also looks increasingly fragile, with monthly jobs growth slowing nearly to a halt this summer.โ€

21.08.2025 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s almost like the tariffs are being implementing in the most asinine way and are counter productive to the economy? Who could have predicted such a thing?!

21.08.2025 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us above them . ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us above them .
14.08.2025 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

08.06.2025 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 46982 ๐Ÿ” 14533 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2960 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1367
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Spare us the fake outrage.

01.06.2025 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 43716 ๐Ÿ” 9118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1045 ๐Ÿ“Œ 336

Hotel AC is the McDonald's Sprite of AC

23.05.2025 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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When Nashville SC defeated Charlotte FC on Saturday, the supporters section lacked its usual verve and had visible gaps throughout the risers.

The reason was explained in a pair of large white banners.

No estamos todos aquรญ.

We are not all here.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...

15.05.2025 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5551 ๐Ÿ” 1263 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 115 ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

Italian Beef sandwiches are now ok on Fridays during Lent.

08.05.2025 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!"

Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"

Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!" Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

29.04.2025 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 16014 ๐Ÿ” 3260 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70 ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

You canโ€™t say criminals donโ€™t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

26.04.2025 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 44248 ๐Ÿ” 11745 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 543 ๐Ÿ“Œ 444
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Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

15.04.2025 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 54480 ๐Ÿ” 13174 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1067 ๐Ÿ“Œ 845
Taking a break

Taking a break

Been a while since I gave anything up for lent. See you all in 40 days.

05.03.2025 12:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe he is claiming to do this under a โ€œnational emergencyโ€ clause, claiming the people and drugs coming across the boarders justify such a thing.

05.03.2025 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Former ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ambassador to Russia ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ

04.03.2025 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 69041 ๐Ÿ” 20546 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1147 ๐Ÿ“Œ 715

For 250 years, the United States has supported democracy.

Now, in the middle of a horrific war that Putin started, Trump is turning his back on Ukraine and democracy, all to the benefit of a brutal dictator in Moscow.

04.03.2025 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5899 ๐Ÿ” 854 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 426 ๐Ÿ“Œ 239

RFK Jr. said in his Fox News OpEd that โ€œGood nutrition remains a best defense against most chronic and infectious illnessesโ€.

The best diet in the world will not prevent infection if you are unvaccinated and sharing air with someone who has measles.

03.03.2025 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5105 ๐Ÿ” 1106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 212 ๐Ÿ“Œ 189

Iโ€™m not sure why this makes me so sad, but it really does. They seemed to manage to navigate around superstardom and have a lasting love despite it. My heart goes out to Dolly and their family.

04.03.2025 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet Trump's new best friend, Vladimir Putin.

At the heart of Putinโ€™s rule are two forces: corruption & violence.

In Putin's Russia, there is no freedom of speech. Protests are violently suppressed. Dissidents are murdered. And the billionaire oligarchs become even richer.

03.03.2025 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4997 ๐Ÿ” 1093 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171 ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

It's not doomscrolling, it's just hunting for anxiety truffles

03.03.2025 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 854 ๐Ÿ” 108 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

โ€œVance skis in jeansโ€ hello yes I would like to report a particularly brutal murder

01.03.2025 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 705 ๐Ÿ” 133 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Putin canโ€™t believe his luck. Here is Kremlin spokesman Dmitri Peskov on Trump: โ€œThe new administration is fast changing all foreign policy configurationsโ€ฆThis coincides with our vision in many ways.โ€

Trump now backs dictatorship, not democracy. We cannot allow that to stand.

02.03.2025 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7975 ๐Ÿ” 1436 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 324 ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

i expect the markets to have a totally chill reaction to this

02.03.2025 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7358 ๐Ÿ” 1413 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 296 ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Counter-messaging going great, guys

02.03.2025 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 433 ๐Ÿ” 46 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1