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The Iran War: Implications for Food, Water, and Energy Security

Join CCS experts for a timely discussion and audience Q&A on the food, water, & energy implications of the US-Israeli conflict with Iran. Speaker details to come.

📅 Tue. Mar 10
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06.03.2026 17:28 👍 3 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

"No stupid rules of engagement." — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, March 2, 2026

"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the Middle East." — Reuters, March 5, 2026

06.03.2026 02:58 👍 713 🔁 334 💬 10 📌 18

Worse than the worst War on Terror drone strikes. By innocents killed, worse than multiple of the worst drone strike errors combined.

06.03.2026 03:03 👍 883 🔁 248 💬 32 📌 5

you can tell that this isn't a real problem, because if it was this would be written by someone it happened to and not someone who it didn't happen to saying "but if it did that would have sucked."

03.03.2026 16:41 👍 1371 🔁 218 💬 15 📌 8

i'm sorry, they're not even gonna put JDAM kits on em? just fly the b52s over from Barksdale and hope for the best?

04.03.2026 22:04 👍 175 🔁 17 💬 16 📌 0

a lot of critiques in aughts alleged that pentagon was influencing video games and in truth the relationship seems to be the other way around

04.03.2026 15:22 👍 1644 🔁 267 💬 25 📌 27
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Israel Is Blowing Up Iran’s Police State to Clear the Way for a Revolt Airstrikes have targeted organizations responsible for suppressing protests and cracking down on separatists, though analysts are skeptical the strategy will work.

“Israeli officials.. are looking to do enough damage to Iran’s police state from the air that the people can take over on the ground.” Degrading state capacity increases likelihood of state failure, not democratic change -Israel fine with chaotic collapse, US/Gulf not.

www.wsj.com/world/middle...

04.03.2026 12:30 👍 26 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 2

Not enough reporting on the fact that Netanyahu’s government goal of making Iran a failed /crippled state isn’t in the interest of the USA and its Gulf Allies.

04.03.2026 12:33 👍 318 🔁 84 💬 9 📌 5
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04.03.2026 02:01 👍 738 🔁 130 💬 5 📌 10

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 👍 7431 🔁 1507 💬 5 📌 71

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

04.03.2026 00:31 👍 1391 🔁 278 💬 34 📌 2

Healthy masculinity

03.03.2026 02:14 👍 87 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

Just incredible that the Shah's son is being positioned as a potential leader for Iran. "Greetings Iranians, we're the US and we're here to save you from dictatorship. Oh him? He's the son of the dictator that we installed in 1953, and he's here to help."

02.03.2026 00:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Indeed, "what happens to Iran's nuclear weapons?" is a very hard question to answer. Not least because they don't exist and have never existed. Hard hitting stuff.

02.03.2026 00:08 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Southern California air board rejected pollution rules after AI-generated flood of comments The opposition appeared overwhelming: Tens of thousands of emails poured into Southern California's top air pollution authority as its board weighed a June proposal to phase out gas-powered appliances...

They were going to pass rules to phase out gas stoves, until they received 20,000 public comments against the regulations. Except, oops, it turns out the comments were generated by AI.

27.02.2026 20:32 👍 1338 🔁 543 💬 37 📌 40
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I Have a Book! And other news

If you are looking for ways to disassociate from world events, may I suggest learning a bit about my forthcoming humor book?

28.02.2026 23:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump might start a war with Iran. Can anyone stop him? Trump might start a war with Iran. Can anyone stop him? Congress, public opinion, and administration insiders aren’t reliable constraints on Trump’s foreign policy decisions.

Quick reactions after learning that no, nobody could stop him. 1/ goodauthority.org/news/trump-m... 1/

28.02.2026 11:54 👍 644 🔁 240 💬 16 📌 48

Cringe or not, whether decided from principles or cold calculation, this was an action that matters and deserves positive reinforcement so that others might follow

28.02.2026 01:01 👍 229 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0

oh thank god i was so worried this wouldn't be tremendous value for shareholders

27.02.2026 01:44 👍 288 🔁 59 💬 8 📌 0

😬

27.02.2026 02:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, wow, it's also crazy that The President has had wooden teeth ever since coming to power in 1789.

26.02.2026 03:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What Elon Has Done Elon Musk's destruction of USAID has faded from public consciousness in America, despite leaving death and destruction in its wake.

"the largest act of mass murder of this decade, and of this century so far, was not perpetrated by militaries or militias, but by the world's richest man in Washington D.C.'s Eisenhower Executive Office Building."

www.liberalcurrents.com/what-elon-ha...

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🙋‍♂️

23.02.2026 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very sorry to hear this.

22.02.2026 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even I did not think leaders mattered THIS MUCH

22.02.2026 13:03 👍 893 🔁 78 💬 27 📌 10

Flawless analogy sir, sure to win over the silent majority of people who agree that human beings and lines of code have the same inherent value.

21.02.2026 22:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone get this guy another 20 years of life and some food, amirite

21.02.2026 21:00 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Got to share thoughts on writing, book recommendations, and backstory my upcoming class in this mini-interview with WritingWorkshops.com! Please address me as "The Teaching Artist" going forward.

writingworkshops.com/blogs/news/m...

21.02.2026 14:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These look like shoes from an UnderArmor sponsorship deal with The Joker

21.02.2026 13:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0