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@spodlife

Software engineer, occasionally emerges from the murky depths to be sociable, do photography, and maybe ride a bicycle. Sorry, no DMs on here.

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The rest of the universe changed around you.

10.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the link.
One time I found a Yeovalley QR code on the inside of the lid of a Tesco plain yogurt. Contract food manufacturing is weird.

04.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why has the world's first hydrogen double-decker fleet failed? The multi-million pound project in Aberdeen was meant to be the future of clean public transportation.

Hopefully Aberdeen council will be open and honest about the details of just how expensive and unreliable the hydrogen ecosystem was for them
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

01.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two scientists look at a monitor attached to a large apparatus consisting of pipes, tanks, vessels and hoses. 

The first scientist says
"I don't get it. The reaction is running perfectly, but we can't account for 7% of the heat."

The other says
"Have you Asked the Professor?"

The first replies
"We're not supposed To disturb him when He's in his office."

 On the other side of the apparatus, one of the pipes goes through a wall into another room where it warms the water for a hot tub in which the professor relaxes.

Two scientists look at a monitor attached to a large apparatus consisting of pipes, tanks, vessels and hoses. The first scientist says "I don't get it. The reaction is running perfectly, but we can't account for 7% of the heat." The other says "Have you Asked the Professor?" The first replies "We're not supposed To disturb him when He's in his office." On the other side of the apparatus, one of the pipes goes through a wall into another room where it warms the water for a hot tub in which the professor relaxes.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

28.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 959 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
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Earth's heat to produce electricity for homes in UK clean energy first Water super-heated by rocks will also provide the UK's first domestic supply of the critical mineral lithium.

Good news! Cheap electricity and mining for lithium in one: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

26.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How wasn't he cancelled for Nabokoving his own daughter?

25.02.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, we cooked a lot on the stove too on our old boat Luna Betty, hence my miscalculation for Charlotte.

23.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When speccing the battery, I'd recommend 4x daily use kWh, if possible. I under estimated, oops!, because this boat doesn't have a solid fuel stove. All electric fridge, freezer, small kettle, caravan induction hob, microwave, air fryer, pressure cooker, toaster!

23.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We slightly over specified on the panels with two banks of 4x 450W. These past few gloomy weeks have shown that is still not nearly enough if the sun doesn't actually shine.

23.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Narrow here with the technical details - we have a 2kW Victron solar controller connected to a 7.5kWh LiFePO4 battery connected to a Victron 5kVA inverter. Luckily I can usually park the car close to the boat in the marina, using a variable 3-pin charger that can do 6, 8, 10, or 13A.

23.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that if you live in England or Wales & were born between 1970-1990 – or even before 1970 – you can help protect your community by getting the MMR vaccine free from your NHS GP now. I did last year. www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...

15.02.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
 Livigno Snow Park on February 12, 2026 with more than 100 images of snowboarders on the halfpipe placed in for effect

Livigno Snow Park on February 12, 2026 with more than 100 images of snowboarders on the halfpipe placed in for effect

Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.

14.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1857 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 61

The news of its cancellation was a real gut punch to the Acorn fans. I focused on Linux after that.

10.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Phoebe (computer) - Wikipedia

Acorn Phoebe enters the chat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebe_...

10.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, seems quite software heavy, but what do I know. I also graduated in Mech Eng and have been in software ever since.

09.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Job Title: Intern - Year in industry - Software Engineering placement C# at Synopsys Learn more about applying for Job Title: Intern - Year in industry - Software Engineering placement C# at Synopsys

A friend of mine graduated in Mech Eng back in the '90s and has worked for Ansys (just merged with Synopsys) ever since. They have this UK placement starting August 2026: careers.synopsys.com/job/horsham/...

09.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Freemium

08.02.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whelm

08.02.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My current job has a large library of maths heavy processing routines, some of which has comments about how it was auto-converted in the 1990s from Fortran to C with f2c. The variable names are as cryptic as 'F' and 'XX'.

07.02.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, fast Fourier transforms. Those are the basis of MP3 audio compression.

06.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this set in the same universe as Charlie Brooker's Touch of Cloth?

28.01.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant you're collecting pound signs instead of dollars.

19.01.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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You must be using one of those Vee Pea Ens I've heard about.

16.01.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

13.01.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 6707 πŸ” 4923 πŸ’¬ 168 πŸ“Œ 541

Maybe! Steve Bell, for years for The Guardian, drew David Cameron as a condom filled with spam.
(An image search for the artist and subject should do it)

13.01.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now you've reminded me of the late Clive James describing a young Arnold SchΒ­warzenegΒ­ger as lookΒ­ing like a conΒ­dom full of walΒ­nuts.

13.01.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mis-read as "clever clogs" 🐢

12.01.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pig swill

05.01.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew straight away it was going to be an oast house, as the other option of a pair of pottery kilns was far less likely.

31.12.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you open today?

28.12.2025 10:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0