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Update us when the Indian food comes out of the cooler and you start passing gas 💨

Bro, that was before WWIII started

Roadtrippping, in this economy!
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Nothing for lunch you say? Check the freezer. TJ’s dumplings for the win 🥟

Happy numberline Greg 🥳 Have a great day!!! @gsarafan.bsky.social

This is triggering

Don’t forget the extra TP 😬

Bro, did you remember the cast iron skillet and ore-ida’s on ice

Like, on the zoom screen? 🥴

Haha, the time I had that same cow costume and my ex made a “Got Milk” shirt and we didn’t realize what we had done until we were walking to a party in NYC and everyone walking by us started dying laughing 🤣

Reminding me of Sphere split open and melt…

This one is the best! Can order online. Next time you have a pork chop, make sure you have this handy. Also, grilled cheeses. Fuck, now I’m really hungry.

This is a tragedy. I wish you lived closer.

Love that shit! But also, this goes on almost everything too

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If you need to feel something today, watch this and just try not to get the chills and smile wide. Just watched the opening few minutes 3x and now letting it roll. Fuck yeah!

Still get the chills from those opening notes

Friggin’ arTIST, this chocolate maker 👩‍🎨

These guys got on my subway car today and I wish I let the video roll b/c the guy went all in with a fucking awesome and overly enthusiastic Jerry-like YO NO SOY MARINERO!!!

2nd time today I thought of the ‘87 La Bomba segues and smiled!

There is no method that works. I refuse to believe it.

Great gift! That strategy worked for me lol

Oh, you went all in! God speed folding that fitted sheet

Linen sheets not working out anymore?

Yesssss!! Just followed you for having this shared experience and memory ✌️

Just missed the luuude wave myself, but what I would love to have back is mescaline! Where did it go? The little yellow pills we’d get in college were the best.

Nah man, it was a typo. Fingers all sticky from licking the salt and vinegar chip residue off them

This is a children’s story