Ben

Obvs!

I remember the first time I did kickboxing having transferred from taekwondo, looking up at the ceiling having just been swept thinking “but…you can’t…”

Yeah, you can!

A black statue of Bruce Lee stood in a fighting stance in a large piece of Toni in front of a large glass building. Stood in front of the statue limiting its stance is a white man wearing black jeans, grey y shirt and orange shoes

FB memories tells me today’s the day I arrived in Hong Kong

Me & Bruce Lee, can you tell which is which

shilling for the establishment

even if you separate Entertainment from News & current Affairs, you've got the ongoing problem of the deification of "the talent"

As we've seen with Greggggg Wallace, Russell Brand, Tim Westwood, Huw Edwards and many others, lessons haven't been learned from Savile

for the longest time i'd have defended the BBC, they aren't perfect but were better than the alternative, now i'm not so sure

News & current affairs is so biased its a joke. i mean...Laura fucking Kuenssberg and Fiona cunting Bruce both draw a salary from the BBC for what basically amounts to

Feel your pain. Mrs Safe’s work does this all the time. (In forever in the background shouting “tell them to F off!”

At least you got the important bit right

Hahaha

I’ve always found it off-putting to the point of unwatchable that he tends to appear in all of his own films playing a whiny, self-obsessed prick

Pint of Helles please

I don’t know what it is about Helles beers but they’re like giggle-water, they proper make me happy

They’re fun but nowhere near as lollz as the Michael Jackson stans. They’re brilliant

Same. Used to travel every 6ish weeks with work. It’s always a give-away when you get to a room & the TV says “welcome <someone’s name that isn’t me>”

Yep. I’m 6ft of ugly bloke &
I’ll always put the deadlock on

Difficult to know where to start with that innit. That’s a complete lack of basic humanity

fuuuck thats appalling. and to double down with "bit he passed security checks" are they mental!

Hahaha I’m currently sat with one earphone in, doing the full dad nod along to it , totally works

Ex-fucking-zactly

I always thought it was Fucking

As in “here comes Edna Fucking Watkins then”

I appreciate this isn’t how brains work but I’ll say it anyway, you are very much loved

Oh I can’t wait!

Haha just caught up. Yeah I think I am tbh!

Incredibly frustrating day today. Without going into detail, people with absolutely nothing but their own inflated sense of self-importance trying to dictate to me exactly how I do something I’m qualified for & have 20+ years and a proven track record in….make me rage with the fury of a billion suns

Soften a finely chopped shallot in olive oil, stir in a cup of these until they’re coated in oil, add 150-200ml chicken stock, simmer till they’re cooked then add a few tablespoons of pasatta, a squeeze of lemon juice and a fuckload of freshly chopped mint

Farage is in Newport?

Fuck off out of my city!

My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries

I was proper proud Jen!

A pair of legs & feet. The legs are in black running leggings with some brightly coloured asics branded running shoes on the feet. They are a mixture of pink, yellow, orange and blue in a tie-dye style

It’s past March 1st so is officially spring, so I think my new daps should get their first outing tonight

My kid just shouted OSCAR YOU MASSIVE ROTTER at our cat. My work here is done

Ngl I’d 100% buy one of those