ramen

I hope the train was okay 🫂

am i the only one who pronounces donut and doughnut differently in my head

my laptop died after i sent this message

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heh.. more lik the ramenous beast

no.

ermmmm..... WHAT THE GLUGMAS!?

this is the drake and josh wiki

wait a sec........

idk

FUCK

wait

idk

no treat

soft

new way to say "touch grass" just dropped

instead of saying "idk" we should normalize saying "I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought I thought then I wouldn't have thought I thought"

the absolute dumbest mental hack I use on myself is that every year I explain to the person administering flu/covid vaccines that I am a baby about shots, and then a) I am pretty much fine and b) they pretend to be mildly impressed about that

Genius, we should force every politician to play baseball!

blue sky? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does 🤣🤣🤣

Bwuh???

What

work harder not smarter

2066 was 47 inches ago

oh

about this

hazel has a headache lol loser

the y surro und me on all sid es.

i am scared.

i don 't li ke th e gre y peop le...