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Halve 60, double 15 => 30 * 30 is just 3 * 3 * 100

Happy to help out

Maybe to disadvantage some group they're prejudiced against, but both reasons are insane

Always love when a post of yours helps me confirm I'm not going insane

This after this after this I watched every snap of the game. The result of which was fine. I'm not mad about Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs already being on pace to catch up to Tom Brady and the Patriots' legacy this quickly. I...

Something so garish defies metaphor. Something so large defies metaphor. If a towering beast appeared on the horizon laying waste to everything in its path right now you wouldn't think to describe it as being like something else you would simply and dumbly perceive its horrible mass.

[ four dentists coming out of the woods ]

me: hey weren't there five of you

them: (in agreement) no

Because that would also cause harm by destroying a civilization, hence the central conflict of the story

Wouldn't this use more battery if it essentially has to take a picture and perform some calculations on it every second or so

Went to the comments to make the exact same joke

You know what they say: Cool Hand Luke is a pretty good Paul Newman flick

I hear it was originally a bug, but people liked it so much they decided to leave it in

Laughing would be truly terrifying if there was only one person who did it

My greatest blunder was putting together a whole ephemeral-docker-container-on-server management system for like 2 months and then immediately finding out kubernetes exists (to be fair it wasn't so widely used at the time)

Ashamed at how loud this made me cackle

Still pretty useful in that to solve it requires the gargantuan amount of computation power an LLM query entails, so it'll still put a pretty heavy damper on botting website signups etc

A whole new meaning to "finding your other half"

Busy busy busy

It is kind of unbelievable how slow it's gotten to load just text Tweets

wrestler Sting removing a mask of his own face

"could have gotten the donner party out in one piece" is my new favorite "if I was at Chernobyl I would've stopped it/RIP to your grandma but I'm different"

teen casual dining hostesses are the backbone of the midwest. these girls can barely drive but will stare down 300 lb red-faced blue lives matter HOA tyrants and their whole families and tell them their table will be ready when it’s ready. they could have gotten the donner party out in one piece.

A large colony of turkey tail mushrooms march up the mossy buttressed base of a dead tree in a December wood

Here are some nice mushrooms

Hey I only think I can because of a misspent youth playing way too much Flight Simulator X

Radiation hormesis proponents would like a word

I knew this, and it still took me a good ten seconds to parse out; the suggestion of Tumblr-cum YouTuber was just stronger than Tumblr-cum-youtuber

Could you fit the word grifter in there one more time maybe?

Truly dire

"We all have forests in our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each of us gets lost in the forests, every night, alone." Pretty baller line to drop in the authors note for a short story

Almost all of it was water weight lost by sweat too