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ᵗʰᵉʸᐟˢʰᵉ [Daily/main] Award-winning "professional nerd", mech pilot hopeful. 👙 @variablecosplay.bsky.social 🐨 @variableaus.bsky.social 🔗 http://bio.site/variable ᴬᵁᐟᴷᴿᐟᴶᴾ

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"You should take selfies from above so we can see your outfits."

If I take selfies from above, you can't see my outfit… I'm not engineered for that.

03.03.2026 04:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Update:
My mum (so my nephew's Nana) is crook lately.

Nephew suddenly suggested we "dig a hole next to Maeby for Nana".

[Wheeze]

27.02.2026 08:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My nephew asked if Maeby's all better yet.

Apparently he's been asking if he can ring her (on the phone).

:(

27.02.2026 06:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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One of the hardest things has been Gizmo searching for Maeby.

He's never really been alone before, and has now said goodbye to four sisters (Petrouchka, Tsarina Tatiana, Lils, now Maebs).

He's been doing "the rounds", calling for her, and sleeping in places she used to.

It's devastating.

15.02.2026 05:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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'Tis the season.

09.02.2026 10:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In algebra, "𝑥" is a ________?

29.11.2025 07:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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28.11.2025 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I'm the doll you'd get if Sid from Toy Story went to therapy.

28.11.2025 23:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.11.2025 05:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Apparently my boots are epic and I should post them here, so enjoy, I guess.

25.10.2025 14:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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14.09.2025 12:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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1920s period recreation make-up by @LISACORATELLA

13.09.2025 07:43 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

They say "there are plenty of fish in the SEA" then throw you in a "dating POOL".

12.09.2025 11:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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☢️ GIVEAWAY ☢️
Nuka-Cola vending machine goodie box of Fallout and other Bethesda merch.

ENTER:
Follow, like, reply, share.

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Will pick winner Sun 14/09.
Minors need OK from guardian.
Worldwide post OK but please cover fees, duties, tariffs, etc. (USA may need proxy.)

10.09.2025 15:04 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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If a random guy feels entitled to your time and attention: ask him for money.

He'll either bail, or he'll send you money.

Win-win.

#velfie

30.08.2025 03:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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G'day people who forgot to drink their beverage and/or to take their meds.

#velfie

20.08.2025 04:29 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The opposite of a love language is when they use work/phone voice at you.

27.07.2025 04:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Share a lore drop, but about yourself.

07.07.2025 07:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been told it might be because my Facebook page links to my Onlyfans.

It doesn't.

Neither does my Instagram.

But my OF does have links to FB and IG.

I'm at such a loss, and trying to get meaningful info and help from Meta's support teams is like trying to get blood from a stone.

04.06.2025 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Meta say I lost the ability to monetise because their "technology" flagged a "connected entity violation".

Unsure why, or what exactly that means.

I've been a Facebook Gaming Partner so my account's been connected to my streaming software, widgets/alerts, and my CSP (manager).
No other apps/sites.

03.06.2025 06:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Meta say I lost the ability to monetise because their "technology" flagged a "connected entity violation".

Unsure why, or what exactly that means.

I've been a Facebook Gaming Partner so my account's been connected to my streaming software, widgets/alerts, and my CSP (manager).
No other apps/sites.

03.06.2025 06:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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I feel like I'm losing my mind.

03.06.2025 02:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I'm very low maintenance.

I just want someone who'd happily eat my cooking, get my name tattooed, pine for me for >800yrs, worship me as a god, build me a massive temple, build me 10,000 statues, light 3,000 lanterns every year, gift me their existence, destroy 33 gods…

01.06.2025 16:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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May I interest you in Shang Dynasty Shrek.

(Bronze, c. 1600-1050 BCE.)

30.05.2025 01:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I see, I provide.

28.05.2025 04:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't say Animal Crossing. Pools without ladders, people.

I want customisation and drama. No two things are not on fire.

25.05.2025 05:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I want The Sims but Sylvanian Families.

As in exactly that.

Let me build their homes, watch them bargain with the Reaper, and get haunted by kitty ghost who died trying to repair a TV. I want mods/CC, cryptids, Bugs (pets) EP.

The Social Bunny is just a human guy now. We call him Neighbour Steve.

25.05.2025 05:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hey, remember how Meta said I had "60 days" to send my bank statements?

Haha.

Hahahaha.

22.05.2025 07:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Definitely frustrating. X'D

20.05.2025 05:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope, all my power goes via the batteries, but as I said in the thread:

- I disconnect and switch off anything not in use.

- Some of my setup connects via USB, not plug and socket outlet.

- The only appliance connected at the time was my fridge, which is fine.

Upstairs' fridge also bung.

20.05.2025 02:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0