Skodacious

hi :)

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

The amount of stress that myself and everyone else has to go through yearly as we feeding frenzy our way to a room is fucking awful. This SHAFTS people in the service industry, only reason I got in was because I randomly had a day off today. Feel bad for people who don't have that luxury or luck.

I say this with all due respect for everyone who volunteers and puts effort into this con and I say this from a place of wanting this con to be as good as it can be: people will whine and complain but you guys NEED a lottery system.

anthrocon do a fucking lottery system 2026 challenge (impossible)

with all due respect 'cuz I know organizing for a con is an obscene amount of work but this con has outgrown on open booking system for rooms and the writing on the wall has been there for years. It needs a lottery system, 100%

Faking quack meds like this was suuuuper easy to do in the 19th and early 20th century because all you had was newspaper ads and what your local druggist/pharmacist told you. Johnson’s was extremely popular for about 60-70 years and this is a small fraction of all the copycats that existed.

Three small c. 1880’s-1910 cylindrical quack medicine bottles

Rear view

One of the things I collect within the realm of antique bottles are quack medicine “fakes”. The one in the center is the real deal (Johnson’s American Anodyne Liniment) and the two flanking it are imitations (Harris Liniment of Anodyne and Mann’s Universal Anodyne).

Donut ohnonut

Hug me until I smell like you
#ferret

Gemini crypto advert that says “go where dollars won’t” on a WMATA train

this shit is beyond parody man

huggable :3

Hi c'mere

You're super talented and also hi :3
Hope you get a ton of traction with this, you deserve it!

Art Raffle!!!!!
(Been meaning to do one of these for a while now x3)

The prize: A full body piece of your character! Can be sfw or nsfw. See below images for examples!

To enter:
Follow, repost and if possible leave a comment with a reference pic or description of your character!
#furry

your mom is legendary omfg

You seriously make some of the most perfect skunks I’ve ever seen, I’m obsessed aaaa

a painting of a very fluffy skunk in a crocus print dress

she is excited for spring!!!!

probably because he’s about to get sandwiched between divorce papers and a custody battle

Mug at the thrift displaying an illustration of a men’s bathroom sign with the text “other husbands” in a goofy ass font and on the other side a silhouette of a caped superhero with the text “ME” in block letters

the kind of mug some guy owns who is 2-3 years out from a messy divorce

Strut got into the 1,4 again...

You've never seen 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 look in his eyes before...

📸: @flummoxraccoon.bsky.social

New Beast Games where the person who can make the largest pile of scrap metal out of a Ferris wheel that was blown up by a ballistic missile gets a year’s supply of Feastables

Proud of youuuuu, sounds like that took a ton of willpower and it's wonderful that therapy has helped you get to where you are now!

Vaughn the spotted skunk bitch trying to frown but being forced to smile with some YCH paws squishing his cheeks up

Born to frown, forced to smile.
Some cute gift art @camura.bsky.social drew for me on a whim yesterday because he’s a huge sweetheart (and loves seeing me punished)

I've been doing a lot of doomscrolling and simmering in anger at just how fucking unfair and cruel everything is right now, so I detoured to FB Marketplace and you know what, I appreciate the inexplicable degree of typo it took to end up with "Clinternet". Thanks for the smile, sir. I needed that

RIP Ken Peplowski, you were a huge inspiration to my clarinet playing. Happy to have met you in person as a teenager. Not so happy that my bonehead dad got into a fight with you over politics on Facebook and pretty much ended any potential musical relationship but you win some you lose some

HVAC van absolutely covered in glued on HVAC parts

I’d like to think that the parts they use for repairing your HVAC equipment they just rip off the side of their van as needed

my favorite business model is that of furniture and rug stores: be in a perpetual state of “going out of business” and “everything must go” and hire a sign spinner to advertise that for 5 years straight

Ticket number 67

getting lunch at the mall. I place my order first, @camura.bsky.social walks up to me and goes “hey Skoda, what’s your number?”. I look down at my ticket and scream

“It’s really giving podium” is probably my favorite thing an Olympic announcer has ever said