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Talk about waddling a mile in their shoes.

Sorta like how Chuck Norris jokes managed to massively outlast Chuck Norris's film career

Now I'm imagining someone kissing her and being disappointed she changed back

A good chunk of them will stay like this for as long as there's social media and a desire to feel righteous indignation

IIRC in the trailers it shows her as a college student, which is how she meets the professors

To promote the zine, I've drawn up an ad and will be doing a follower raffle (been wanting to do one after hitting 500/1k)!

To enter, followers hit repost ♻️ here and I'll be doing two drawings for two different winners, one on 1/31/26, the other 2/7/26. Winners will get a free drawing from myself!

All the "But what about [extremely niche edge case]" discourse is like the inverse of that "twitter is 90% making someone up in your head and getting mad at them," except it's making someone up and then getting indignant on their behalf.

In my experience, Little Debbie's double-decker oatmeal cream pies. 4 ounces and 500 calories each.

A god-fearing conservative housewife gets fat from eating lots of red meat

Clearly they're not entitled to plough the depths of your Emersonian mind

Bear down 😔

There's a little salt on them, sure, but they aren't dusted with anything and are less oily than a lot of other similar snack foods.

Doritos are the most iconic, but unless you're an absolute slob, they're not ideal for obvious reasons. The best controller/keyboard friendly snack is Cheez-its.

Points for accuracy for showing Packers fans going to hell

"Which of the following would you report to the insider threat program?
a. Jan brings cupcakes into the office for a coworker's birthday
b. Eric goes on a coffee run and takes everyone's orders
c. Tom is spotted in the breakroom 'accidentally' refilling the stevia container with sugar"

If WG story settings had workplace security training, do you think they'd classify secret feeders as an insider threat

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

Here, I brought you a burger

"Do I look like I know what a hen-tay is? I just want a picture of a goddang anime boy!"

"My bio says I'm open for commissions."
"Yep."
"I have a price list displayed on my page."
"Yep."
"And I have in my bio to DM me for commission inquiries only."
"Makes sense to me."
"So do you want a commission?"
"No, I have a request."

Is that an invitation

Count me in

You're unironically one of the best fatfur artists in the biz right now

Fat Varang (with Neytiri) from new blue cat people movie you already saw

Heaviest... so far.

As someone who's seen him several times, I can confirm he's an absolute blast to see live

Count me in!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

False, baseball has plenty of hits