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Hope she/her, trans I am an adult math, history, nerd crap whatever I'm so tired of these profiles also at: https://girlcock.club/@matchazed

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I have a lanyard because I need to get into a building? Like, I work as a software developer, I wouldn't need one if they didn't insist we all have to come to office.

06.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Miss Pink is completely mummified in bandages and is being coiled by robotic tentacles her feet are on the wall, trying to push at the door lock to get it open and get herself free, but she's being dragged away by the tendrils.

Miss Pink is completely mummified in bandages and is being coiled by robotic tentacles her feet are on the wall, trying to push at the door lock to get it open and get herself free, but she's being dragged away by the tendrils.

Miss Pink nearly made it this time... She was THIS close to hitting the door lock and making her escape. Oh well. She'll be able to try again soon enough... after a new layer of bindings have been added for punishment, of course.

#nsfwart #digitalart #mummification

06.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning victory in Stroud last night.

Look at that majority! πŸ’šπŸ˜

Huge congratulations to @helenelliott-boult.bsky.social and the entire team!

Join our movement:

Join.greenparty.org.uk

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 2113 πŸ” 457 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 17
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First day in cage, and for quite a long period this time πŸ”

#chastity

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A latex coated maid drone looms over the camera as it holds a rapier underneath the camera, as if getting you to kneel for it was hardly an effort at all.

A latex coated maid drone looms over the camera as it holds a rapier underneath the camera, as if getting you to kneel for it was hardly an effort at all.

0038 :: Code 052 :: Query :: Was that supposed to be a 𝘀𝘩𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦?

06.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Every single person in the entire chain of command that massacred the schoolgirls in Minab, and that is currently carpet bombing Iranian civilians, needs to be tried and jailed in The Hague. Sick, depraved monsters drunk on imperial hubris.

06.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 2078 πŸ” 527 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 15
A dark-haired woman with glasses grabs another woman's hands and shouts "I'll be your dog!"

A dark-haired woman with glasses grabs another woman's hands and shouts "I'll be your dog!"

Shion

06.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the 1997 dystopian scifi film Gattaca, rapid DNA testing is used to determine social class and job eligibility. In 2026 UK, women wanting to participate in athletics must pay a Β£185 gender tax to take part in a genetic lottery where some will be ineligble due to previously unknown chromosones.

06.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

06.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 1579 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 21
Female athletes must pay Β£185 to prove their sex
Matt Lawton - Chief Sports Correspondent
British female track and field athletes are being asked to pay Β£185 for a sex test if they want to compete internationally.

World Athletics requires all athletes to take an SRY gene test before competing in the female category at major championships and Diamond League events to guarantee fair competition by excluding trans and DSD (differences of sex development) competitors.

Before the World Championships in Tokyo last September, World Athletics gave $100 per test for the thousand or so female athletes needing one. More money will be provided by the international federation for this year’s World Junior Championships.

But British women have been advised by UK Athletics (UKA) to pay for the test themselves, urging them to have the cheek swab, which indicates the presence of a Y chromosome, β€œas soon as possible to avoid delays around selection”. However, some women have complained it is unfair when the test is not required for men.

UKA has a hardship fund to pay for the test and will assess requests on a case-by-case basis. But the situation is symptomatic of a national federation already facing financial challenges, made worse by UK Sport cutting its funding for this Olympic cycle. While almost Β£32 million was given to the relatively niche sports that won five medals at last month’s Winter Olympics, athletics has had its funding cut from Β£22.18 million to Β£20.45 million despite winning ten medals in 2024.

It was only last year UKA returned to some form of financial stability, posting a profit of Β£107,588. But it is now facing a big fine after admitting corporate manslaughter over the death of Abdullah Hayayei, who died in 2017 after a metal cage fell on him while he was training for the World Para Athletics Championships in London.

Female athletes must pay Β£185 to prove their sex Matt Lawton - Chief Sports Correspondent British female track and field athletes are being asked to pay Β£185 for a sex test if they want to compete internationally. World Athletics requires all athletes to take an SRY gene test before competing in the female category at major championships and Diamond League events to guarantee fair competition by excluding trans and DSD (differences of sex development) competitors. Before the World Championships in Tokyo last September, World Athletics gave $100 per test for the thousand or so female athletes needing one. More money will be provided by the international federation for this year’s World Junior Championships. But British women have been advised by UK Athletics (UKA) to pay for the test themselves, urging them to have the cheek swab, which indicates the presence of a Y chromosome, β€œas soon as possible to avoid delays around selection”. However, some women have complained it is unfair when the test is not required for men. UKA has a hardship fund to pay for the test and will assess requests on a case-by-case basis. But the situation is symptomatic of a national federation already facing financial challenges, made worse by UK Sport cutting its funding for this Olympic cycle. While almost Β£32 million was given to the relatively niche sports that won five medals at last month’s Winter Olympics, athletics has had its funding cut from Β£22.18 million to Β£20.45 million despite winning ten medals in 2024. It was only last year UKA returned to some form of financial stability, posting a profit of Β£107,588. But it is now facing a big fine after admitting corporate manslaughter over the death of Abdullah Hayayei, who died in 2017 after a metal cage fell on him while he was training for the World Para Athletics Championships in London.

"Feminism" [Times]

06.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 682 πŸ” 204 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 76

The OGL for 3.5 dnd was to the indie TTRPG scene what coal power was to industry: It absolutely supercharged a huge swath of it, but it left behind damage we will spend generations fixing. All the "Not everything needs to be DND" that exists now? Knock down consequences of "every game is d20 now"

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Waves's trainer

06.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 703 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morgan (of the Devil) #SketchThread #myart

06.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 3568 πŸ” 656 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

It's amazing people will claim "Canada and the USA have the same culture" and then on something as fundamental as "do you trust your fellow citizens to be good" we are further apart than any other two countries

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

I'm Kanaĝen. I'm gay and I write. If you like sapphic sci-fi and speculative fiction with a lewd twist, you might like what I write. Others seem to, anyway.

Want to see for yourself? Check below for a list of complete novel-length works; they're all online and free to read.

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Rainbow Dress Rosalina 🌟
Thank you for the wonderful suggestion!
for @billydixon11.bsky.social

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 970 πŸ” 289 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did one of these

06.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahhhh

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Yana's original characters Tripp (right) and Pinoir (left)
Tripp is close to Pinoir, about to sit on her lap
Pinoir's hands about to hold Tripp
They gaze at each other lovingly

Yana's original characters Tripp (right) and Pinoir (left) Tripp is close to Pinoir, about to sit on her lap Pinoir's hands about to hold Tripp They gaze at each other lovingly

Tripp and Pinoir πŸ’–
For my side of an art trade with @yanadrawspics.bsky.social πŸ’•
#wlw #nsfw #nsfwart

06.03.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finished my LEGO Eevee build, put the spare Eeveelution pips on the ears :3

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finished my Flamecraft collection!

06.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

One consequence of UK commentators refusing to acknowledge the 2017 election is it’s led to a sort of assumption that Labour got 12.8m votes purely from rich champagne socialists, deadbeat hippies & Russian influence campaigns

06.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pic @auword.bsky.social #ych #fanart #zzz #maid #latex

06.03.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.

06.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2345 πŸ” 447 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 18
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Shiro & Pink (my OC)
Revenge is always sweet.

you can see more contents on FNB and PTR.

06.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a tool to make these?

06.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

05.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 4782 πŸ” 1642 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 45

Fellas is it gay to dress like this ?
#art #prudence

05.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 662 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
Does the Patriarchy Transition Women?
…what if they’re butch? What about feminine men? And what does it mean to be non-binary?

In March 2026, The Atlantic published an article by Ben Appel titled In Defense of Effeminate Boys. Subtitle: β€œIf anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded.” As one might surmise, Ben Appel (clearly and brazenly plagiarising my latest essay’s title format, for which I will be suing him presently) makes the case that the advancement in trans care is pushing feminine boys and men to identify as transgender women instead, because it denaturalises feminine expressions of manhood. In other words, the elevation of the trans woman to the status of normalcy makes the feminine man more aberrant. Ben says,

β€œBut I didn’t know to feel this type of shame [for being mistaken for a girl]. I was raised in a fundamentalist Christian community called the Lamb of God, andβ€”perhaps surprisingβ€”no one seemed to care about my flamboyance. What mattered was that my heart was on fire for the Lord.”

β€œPerhaps surprising,” indeed.

Does the Patriarchy Transition Women? …what if they’re butch? What about feminine men? And what does it mean to be non-binary? In March 2026, The Atlantic published an article by Ben Appel titled In Defense of Effeminate Boys. Subtitle: β€œIf anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded.” As one might surmise, Ben Appel (clearly and brazenly plagiarising my latest essay’s title format, for which I will be suing him presently) makes the case that the advancement in trans care is pushing feminine boys and men to identify as transgender women instead, because it denaturalises feminine expressions of manhood. In other words, the elevation of the trans woman to the status of normalcy makes the feminine man more aberrant. Ben says, β€œBut I didn’t know to feel this type of shame [for being mistaken for a girl]. I was raised in a fundamentalist Christian community called the Lamb of God, andβ€”perhaps surprisingβ€”no one seemed to care about my flamboyance. What mattered was that my heart was on fire for the Lord.” β€œPerhaps surprising,” indeed.

i regret to inform everybody i'm writing another essay

06.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people think β€œsurely nobody wants to fuck someone they think is subhuman,” and these people need to be taught about the concept of heterosexual men.

06.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0