looooool it took me a second 🤣
06.03.2026 16:10
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looooool it took me a second 🤣
what happens when you're backwards and you go to meet god?
Dog.
Walter White, labeled History, telling Better Call Saul, labeled Francis Fukuyama, “we’re done when I say we’re done”
how’s that going, Francis?
it’s funny when a person who claims to be very spiritual and showing compassion towards all beings is nevertheless visibly disgusted to interact with neurodivergent people 🤭
it's okay, I had a perfectly clean injection, two mai tais, and an excellent date tonight. may you take my positive karma for your own into the next week 😊
amphetamines: we are being productive!
cocaine: we are playing skyrim (and never having fun again, please pass the cocaine)
(at least in my wholly unqualified opinion)
It's because few other art forms have strong feelings of conquest and achievement as primary pillars of the enjoyment of said media to a lot of folks. Lots of folks are driven to win all the battles.
have i given you the talk about how stardew valley is a real place and you can go there (when the orange dies)
woah what a coincidence, I use exogenous hormones to remain the same sex because whoever assigned my sex kinda filled in the gap in between M and F 🤦♂️
they can't all be winners 🙃
hell, think about what part of my soul all my occasional depraved party posts come from 🙃
from personal experience, when you're raised by righties, vice signaling is natural. I mean, what's a better way to vent frustrations against marginalized groups than signaling all the things you wanna do to them.
"if I were that cop, I'd bust that fuckers face in" thoughts were very encouraged.
Hey, don't deadname Denise.
"back propagation?" No, you're spamming quarters at the pachinko parlor.
we didn't even crystalize it, we turned it into a fucking pachinko board
and we somehow have business idiots trying to play this pachinko board until their degeneracy resembles intelligence (aka gamblers fallacy)
wait, is that skirt fucking REFLECTIVE? lol katie tightpussy: anti paparrazza
it's great for when you're a derpy little autistic boy like me and need multi sensory learning tools.
however, I'm a derpy little autistic boy; I can deploy my own instance of notebooklm if i REALLY need that capability. I'm autistic, this definitely means I 100% know how to do that by default.
they also make excellent minecraft servers
"in the future there's a party; in the past, you're a cop" - Three Bedrooms in a Good Neighborhood by Death Grips
my old chinese (relevant!) landlord in Redmond fucking couldn't shut the fuck up about "the immigrant invasion" and his 5 day vacation to Dubai.
It's for the 20 houses but can't be assed to maintain shit landlords.
My money is on Hades
how do we feed a pachinko game LSD?
I mean, Rudy Rucker had some ideas, but those boppers were real intelligences.
Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"
protip: halal bacon, and triple meat
I literally am a cave nerd.
for the first time in my life, I somehow have too many dates. Kinda freakin me out a bit. Like wtf five different people want a piece of this? Well, okay then.
as a new yorker, it is wild to me that seatac has a landing approach vector that goes lowish above SLU
BUT ALSO I CAN SEE MY HOUSE ON THAT LANDING 😁
