Jordan

Absolutely, born a Tiffany Aching, professionally a Ponder Stibbons (obsessive early reader and language enjoyer turned software developer)

Okay this is DEFINITELY Crowley
#GoodOmens

In the end, she acted like a power mad mod from a 1990s chatroom to an audience old enough to remember that from the first go-round.

I hate the era of celebrity CEOs. I don’t want to know what these people look like. They’re overpaid enough, they don’t also get my time and attention

That widdle face

Screenshot of a tweet from Mike Berg, Sen Sheehy's staffer saying "Our excellent Capitol Police dropped off a patch for Senator Sheehy after he helped them remove this unhinged protestor from the hearing." with a photo of the patch.

If you're wondering about US Capitol Police's opinion on Senator Tim Sheehy after he attacked a protesting veteran that they were in the process of also attacking... they gave him a patch.

This is what the Capitol Police think of protesters. Remember j6th with that in mind.

here we are, February 30th, the 9th Monday of the month.

HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

This is basically a metal festival except that's more shuffling with the crowd between stages instead of running. Amateur hour.

Outside of why is Kushner even at the table... WHY IS HE SO SHINY?

I'm seeing several posters complain about this, guessing that bsky is just having trouble

I'm listening to a synthwave mix while scrolling the news on lunch and a sample from some warhammer 40k game saying "Xenos filth... slay them FOR THE EMPEROR" came up right as a video showing a republican dork giving a speech started playing on mute on the news site and... yeah, that tracks.

my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll

Friends and I reference this any time Quebec comes up (and half the time fishing comes up) and I suspect this will continue for the rest of my life.

A screenshot of a completely useless comment consisting only of cry-laugh, clapping, and salute emojis.

Honestly, what value do commenters like this think they're adding to anything with responses like this? Bsky needs a downvote button.

Got out to Otter Creek with a friend yesterday and caught a couple rainbows on the fly... Such a beautiful area, I can't believe it's so close to Louisville.

Any entrepreneur born after 1980 can't innovate... all they know is McDonald's, spy through we phones, "work", be pedophile, eat hot baby & lie

Haifry, from the DKD folks, is delicious Osaka style and opened last summer - haifry.com/menu

Got it, thanks! Yay internet subterfuge

Inward To Gethsemane, by Vastum 7 track album

I am, apparently I was still logged in to paypal here - how about 20buckspin.bandcamp.com/album/inward... for the return? Closest price point on a US album that I could find quickly in my wishlist haha

lol I got ya, two minutes

I grew up on olive loaf / pickle pimento loaf, in terms of processed lunchmeats

I spent all last week in frozen New Jersey and coming back to the Louisville area to no ice on the ground, highs in the 60s and almost an extra hour before sunset is kind of like time-traveling into Spring

I finished my 4th lap around Discworld last year and was still finding new things to laugh at or learn from, it's incredible.

Holy hell that's the one

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

Apparently you can be a tech reporter for @financialtimes.com without understanding how a Stanley thermos works, if anyone was dealing with imposter syndrome today.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

I will grant that traditional governors are neither new nor complicated, but they're also entirely different from the new and complicated thing we're talking about here.

And does your speed limiter adapt to differing speed limits on different roads?