Beautiful babies 😻😻

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road.

I absolutely agree with you

Love this 😊

Simply stunning 😊

Looks amazing 😊

A lovely photo ☺️

Stunning 😊

You have to check Trivago

Daughter: Mum, what are you watching?
Me: My favourite movie "A quiet place!
Son: What's it about? Me: A kid gets eaten by a monster for playing too loud. Later hubby: Why are the kids so quiet today? Me: No idea lol.

My friend was telling me yesterday that she was thinking of getting a Labrador. I had to talk her out of it. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

As I walked across my lawn, a glass of Sauvignon Blanc in one hand and a shovelful of dog poop in the other, I thought, it really is possible to have it all.

Just got this message from my hubby 👁️❤️🐑
I'm pretty excited cos I love sheep too.

Hubby: For the last 36 years all you've done is find fault in anything I say.
Me: 32 years dear.

When you only left the room for five minutes and the cat starts an OnlyFans.

If parenting has taught me anything, it's bribery will get you everywhere. I'll give you $5.00 if you repost this.

You know that amazing feeling when you fall into bed exhausted after a day of scrubbing, dusting and vacuuming, knowing your entire house is spotlessly clean....yeah me either.

So pretty

This looks great

That time Mum drank 3 bottles of wine and ordered a Dyson off Amazon. 🤔

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where sandwiches live.

Kale is so versatile, it can literally fit into any trash can.

Our neighbours dog pooped in our yard, so hubby told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence....I don't see what that solved, we've still got dog poop in our garden and the neighbours got our shovel.

There are three unwritten rules in life:
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I've never liked my index and middle fingers, but I've made peace with it.

What do we want?
"HEARING AIDS"!!!
When do we want them?
HEARING AIDS!!!

I overheard my next door neighbour tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad, I almost crawled out from under the bed and confronted him.

A big cat escaped from a Melbourne zoo yesterday. If I came across it, I'd definitely Puma pants!

Agreed

In a bid to improve standards in service and hygiene, a Sydney Hotel fired a waiter today for having his thumb in the soup. They also dismissed a topless waitress for two similar offences.