Patrick F. Johnson

A lot. ##author #sciencefiction #fantasy #romance

Does your story have a theme song? Mine does.

When you edit as you write, your first draft is really your second draft.

New Cover!

Chicks are hard to find. #author #sciencefiction #fantasy #romance #aliens

I'm not bossy enough for marketing. #author #sciencefiction #fantasy #romance #aliens

You are appreciated!

Heck yeah I have a description that describes myself describing my books. I lost the file somewhere on my phone but I can describe it for you.

New fear unlocked.

Yes,it's me. Hi!

Marketing is by far the best part of being an author.

I would have called it "Alien Snot Rockets".

I turned my DM's back on and got this.

I think our content should become more unhinged.

I'm in the I'll write whatever I want phase of my career.

Brilliant!

I learned that Rednote was designed initially as a women's lifestyle app. I'm hesitant now. And they hit on me too much.

I saw that too. So many people scrambled over there at the last minute.

I guess I have to find somewhere else to be an idiot.

That app is so fun!

I am so lost but I like it.

Yes, I'm on RedNote and yes, it's delightful.

Have I mentioned that I write science fiction books?

You know I'm in agreement.

I'm not changing a thing for 2025. I'm just fine the way I am.

I'm here to help. #author #sciencefiction #fantasy #romance #Kindle

I wasn't planning to, but thanks.

Stranger Things meets Degrassi in a #horror #comedy set in 1990s small-town Canada.

#ebooks #writing #horrorbooks #fiction #booksky

Psycho Hose Beast From Outer Space (Gale Harbour Book 1) a.co/d/7uaYKzn