Susan Heffley

I accidentally queefed at the dinner table last night

Something smells like shit!!!!!!!

Rodrick has been "gooning and edging like a chill guy who lowkey doesn't give a fuck" all day. I don't suppose this has anything to do with studying for his upcoming biology exam!

Greg got suspended for jerking off in the school toilets

Divorce never went through unfortunately, I’m stuck with this loser for the foreseeable future

Yes! Rodrick has learnt is lesson and now writes feminist literature in his spare time

500 follower QnA! Go!

Manny didn’t make it!!!!

Manny is currently being rushed to the ER. He's been given a 2% chance of survival. God bless

The chemotherapy isn’t working

Hi Jonathan, have you ever considered having some screen-free time? Perhaps read a book? Go outside? Paint the local scenery?

Frank and I are getting a divorce.

BREAKING: Grandpa Heffley choked to death on a massive turkey bone, right before he was about to give his famous annual Thanksgiving dinner rant against minorities

You are a sick, sick individual

This is what happens to your child's development when you use Percocets during pregnancy

Just caught Frank fucking the Turkey #thanksgiving #thanksgiving2024

Time to breastfeed Manny again

Manny only exists because of Frank’s weak pullout game. Worst mistake he ever made.

I think Greg is going to die a virgin

Currently cleaning Manny’s shit off the ceiling for the third time this week 👍

What the fuck is Skibidi Toilet?

Feeling #Freaky!

I can’t believe Rodrick is about to leave for college - time has flown by so quickly! It feels like just yesterday he was still being breast-fed, even though it's been two years since the last time he's latched on!