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06.03.2026 14:30
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gymnopΓ©dieez nuts
if you are within half-marathon distance of williamsburg brooklyn i beseech you to get to the freagin gig (you have lots of time to get there. like almost 2 weeks)
Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct
You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til itβs meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that theyβd never admit to.
Oil is touted by Trump as a grievance and justification, but it's not the main factor ofc
The overarching reason comes down to the US wanting to expand its economic, geopolitical and ideological influence in Latin America, as it has done over the past centuries within its monroe doctrine framework
greatest new years ever
Itβs real now. www.youtube.com/live/zj4hZVx...
a 2026 ins and outs list. in: β’ last-minute plans β’ compliments β’ rereading β’ making things for your friends β’ sheer trouser socks β’ solid wood furniture β’ bulk cooking β’ card games β’ bitters and soda β’ baby tees β’ studying β’ analog watches β’ taking the bus out: β’ astrology β’ phone in bed β’ vaping indoors β’ timmy chalamet β’ ikea β’ video podcasts β’ brand activations β’ binge watching β’ arena shows β’ video game adaptations β’ online shopping β’ posting through it β’ gifs in work emails
i was gonna say something like "i don't make the rules" but absolutely i do and here they are
[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] α΄΅βα΅ βΏα΅α΅ α΅ α΅αΆ¦Κ³α΅αΆΛ‘α΅ Κ·α΅Κ³α΅α΅Κ³ α΄΅βα΅ α΅ Κ²α΅βΏαΆ¦α΅α΅Κ³
another day making control 2. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss ahti. buddy, they won't even let ME kiss him.
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
stupid dipshit sitting at a table with cuomo signs on it holding his phone looking like he's going to barf
so many good pictures out there
π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ NEW YORK CITY ITS ELECTION DAY!!!!!!!!!!! i voted early but polls are open till 9pm today!!!
VOTE ZOHRAN ON LINE D!!!!!!!!!!
any day is a beautiful day to vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social (on the working families party line!) but if you got today it will be made even more beautiful with a trick or treating pigeon on your i voted sticker π§‘
say it with me:
this is worth seven minutes of your time. i've never been prouder to give somebody my vote
a fluffy grey and white cat gets scratched under his chin while sitting on a lap
taking care of me. in my illness
actually yeah did you even consider that maybe it wasn't your turn with the one atom of joy. did you even make an appointment for it. did you even think about what if i wanted it. did you even think about how i didn't want it but seeing you with it made me uncomfortable :/
erm it's kind of making me uncomfortable how good of a time you're having... can you please turn down your whimsy and enjoyment so i don't have to experience it... "joy isn't meant to be a crumb" correct it's only acceptable to have one (1) atom of it at a time.........
ohhhhhh my god. stella oh my god
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
We made a game!
TOMB BOMB - A dark comedy puzzle game about wandering a pitch black dungeon!
OUT NOW for free!
youtu.be/XE1GsX-nV_c
Play now at
mklingen-tinymassgames.itch.io/tomb-boom
super glue, a cut piece of teabag, then another coat of super glue works really well to keep the nail together as it grows out (i have a broken nail with this on it right now)
Mamdani on Cuomo: "I don't need to do much to make the governor appear extremely dislikable."
kiedis. whatever it's fine - good, even - that i can't spell the last name of the singer of the red hot chili peppers .
misread the name as "Anthony Michael kedis" and i was really impressed for a second
a flyer for a show with music by continental shelf, s.3.r, mari geti, and prophet ii. it is on july 30th at 7:30 pm and costs $12. it is at hart bar in brooklyn, 538 hart street.
update for our show on jul 30 ! we are head-lining ! but truly, youβre gonna want to see the whole show. bottom to top. missing prophet ii would be ... i'll just say it, utter foolishness
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