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World U.S. submarine torpedoes Iranian ship in Indian Ocean, reportedly killing at least 87 sailors Attack off coast of Galle, Sri Lanka, set off rescue efforts Thomson Reuters Posted: Mar 04, 2026 6:36 AM PST | Last Updated: March 4 Listen to this article i Estimated 4 minutes Workers in Galle, Sri Lanka, on Wednesday unload the bodies of Iranian sailors from a vehicle, after they were killed when the IRIS Dena warship sank outside Sri Lanka's territorial waters. (Eranga Jayawardena/The Associated Press)

An Iranian ship at a joint Indian naval exercise, where all vessels were required to be unarmed, paraded its sailors along other participants, including the US. The US then withdrew at the last minute, torpedoed the Iranian vessel, and refused to rescue survivors. 87 sailors killed, 60 missing.

The White House just posted a video mixing real footage from the Iran strikes with a killstreak animation from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

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Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

For all of the GOP‘s talk about being average Americans, they are really just the yacht club and country club dudes in popped collar polos from an 80s movie taking cheap shots on someone while their buddies hold them down.

Are the boots on the ground? Or are they on the table? I don’t want to seem difficult… But these people are idiots and they are absolute villains.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun

Iggy Pop I Wanna Be Your Dog, but I wanna be petted, treats when I do a trick, told I’m a good girl, taken on walks, & I def wanna go bye byes in the car

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Meta is trash and no one should buy these surveillance/cop glasses.

I know it's super reductive to keep comparing the U.S. to declining empires of history, but I do feel like we've been speed-running the last century of the British Empire over the past 25-30 years or so. And now we're getting our own Suez Crisis.

RAJU: You'll concede this is war?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us

RAJU: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war

REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war

MULLIN: Okay. That was a misspoke.

This and the Rubio backtrack are just quintessential moments of the ghoul regime.

I called in sick to my part-time job because I couldn't safely walk to work for ten days. I still can't do it safely .. but it's either go in and hope it's okay or lose all of my income.

Salem Ma.

I mean it's definitely not as important .. but I feel like the minute Lewandowski's name came up everyone in the room paused.

in the span of 3 months the price of my favored daily tea has increased from $34/lb to $45/lb

this kind of inflation is not sustainable like wtf

Not all raccoons have rabies They are all perfect children of god

fuck around (try to slander raccoons in my texts), find out (be gently reminded that raccoons are angel)

They will drag litigation for years- but when the tables are turned they want it all now.

Them starting a war instead of having to *gasp* listen to experts is so painfully on brand for this regime it hurts

fuck me but some people are lining up to drink the fucking Drano.

The Showcase Showdown - Drano YouTube video by Professor Coldheart

Agreed. This post also made me think of this jam!

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you're a political *junkie* huh? when was the last time you sucked dick for politics??

BREAKING: Iran has advised Israelis to stay safe from its bombs by walking north, no south, no north again to ever changing safe zones for the next two years 👀

I have never seen my life illustrated so perfectly before. 😭

Performative public lying is a hallmark of far right authoritarian parties

Dude! - the new @mst3kofficial.bsky.social is going to be off the chain!

The
@emptywheel.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
Crossover is what my timeline needed!!

Persevere Homies!

Draft Kai!

"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."