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Military Commander Tells Troops Bombing Iran Is ‘Part Of God’s Divine Plan’ One commander had a “big grin” on his face while saying Donald Trump “has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran," a service member said.

Some U.S. military commanders have reportedly been accused of telling their troops the Iran war is part of a biblical plan to trigger the end times

2 min ago Timing of US-Israel attack on Iran bears symbolic meaning in Judaism Tal Shalev By Tal Shalev The timing of the US and Israeli attack on Iran bears symbolic meaning in Judaism. Ahead of the upcoming Jewish holiday of Purim, worshippers read the specific portion from the Old Testament, known as Zachor. The passage from the book of Deuteronomy commands the ancient Israelites to remember an unprovoked attack by the nation of Amalek and to eradicate the memory of Amalek once the Israelites are settled in their land. The passage is read publicly before Purim to fulfil the mitzvah of remembering Amalek as Israel’s achetypical enemy.

This is what CNN is publishing even before the Ellisons come in

For the first time in Gallup history —

More Americans sympathize with Palestinians in the “Middle East Situation” than with Israelis.

41% Palestinians (+8)
36% Israelis (-10)

Democrats: Palestinians +48
Independents: Palestinians +11
Ages 18-34: Palestinians +30
Ages 35-54: Palestinians +18

Nancy Guthrie case: How do families of missing people cope with the uncertainty? When a loved one goes missing, relatives can feel guilty simply for eating, says Charlie Shunick, whose sister was kidnapped. Shunick now helps others navigate a nightmare "nobody is prepared for."

When a loved one goes missing, relatives can feel guilty simply for eating, says Charlie Shunick, whose sister was kidnapped. Shunick now helps others navigate a nightmare "nobody is prepared for." n.pr/3OCUZ2A

I use “ending trans healthcare” at NYU Langone, Mt. Sinai and Northwestern hospitals and avoid “ending trans healthcare for youth” bc

✅ healthcare for trans youth is necessary healthcare, full stop

✅ “youth” can include up to 19-26, who are adults

✅ ending “youth” care is a gate to end AL care

Someone on here posted a side-by-side with Thanggam Debonnaire when she lost her Bristol seat to the Greens. Same vibes

Matt Goodwin looking very sad at the by-election declaration.

One of the most pleasing images from the result last night; Matt Goodwin, standing there like a sad pepperami.

Generic white dude who programs @westbynoreaster Why then did you take down the “Einstein” chatbot? 1:22 AM · Feb 26, 2026 · 67 Views Advait Paliwal @advaitpaliwal · 16h Cease and desist Generic white dude who programs @westbynoreaster · 15h Really? Presumably from Canvas/Instructure, right? Advait Paliwal @advaitpaliwal · 7h Due to the name Einstein

In utterly DELIGHTFUL news, Adwait Paliwal, the desi techbro behind the cheatbot Einstein AI which claimed it could log into Canvas and do/turn in your assignments for you has been forced to take down his website.
He'll likely be back, and there are others like him in abundance, sadly.

I’m supposed to be afraid of an imagined “Lebanon-on-Thames”? Afraid of fattoush and moutabbal? Afraid of Mashrou’ Leila and electro-țarab? Afraid of hot Lebanese me—oh waiiit I see what these gammons are worried about.

The "Predator" arm meme with the Labour Party and Andrew (former prince) grasping hands with "having a terrible birthday in 2026" in the centre

it’s, no joke, the Labour Party’s birthday today

okay, here it is, the five key takeaways from this by-election:

1. Denton Kebab House
2. The Crispy Cod, Denton
3. Reddish Tandoori, Gorton
4. Cottage Chippy, Gorton
5. The Continental Takeaway, Denton

Is it possible to overdose on Schadenfreude

sex matters trustee charlotte cadden

gorton and denton by-election result: she gets 706 votes, 1.9% of the total

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

It's interesting to see so many people speculating about what Muslims collectively think about the Greens' stance on trans people's rights and whether that could be a problem for their strategy while the Tories fielded a gender crit and absolutely ate shit.

SHOCKER: Democrats accidentally discover how to drown out Fox News Democrats may never win the propaganda war. But we can win the 'Love thy neighbor' war.

My brief history of the opposition to Trump 2 is catching more eyes than normal for me. What I learned briefly blogging at WIRED.com 20+ YEARS AGO is still true. 90% of the game is the title and featured image.

Gorton & Denton wouldn’t have even been in play if Starmer hadn’t blocked the city’s popular mayor Andy Burnham from standing in the election. This massive embarrassment for Labour is down to Starmer’s paranoid drive to eliminate competition

So, SNL invited one of the men’s Olympic hockey players to share the screen with the #heatedRivalry star but nobody from the women’s team? After all that?

Green party wins Gorton and Denton byelection, pushing Labour to third place in blow to Keir Starmer Hannah Spencer elected as party’s first MP in northern England, as Labour sees a 25.3% drop in vote compared to 2024 The Green party has pulled off a landmark victory in the Gorton and Denton byelection in a significant blow to Keir Starmer. Hannah Spencer, a local plumber and Green party councillor, was elected as the party’s first MP in northern England after overturning Labour’s 13,000-vote majority. Continue reading...

Green party wins Gorton and Denton byelection, pushing Labour to third place in blow to Keir Starmer

Green Party wins Gorton and Denton by-election The Green Party has won the Gorton and Denton by-election.

Green Party wins Gorton and Denton by-election

BREAKING: Greens take Gorton and Denton from Labour, beating Reform.

Labour must search its conscience if Reform wins Gorton and Denton says green leader

This was a Guardian headline and then it came down for some reason?

Anyway - Vote Green 💚

Gorton and Denton by-election result:

GRN: 40.7% (+27.5)
REF: 28.7% (+14.7)
LAB: 25.4% (-25.3)
CON: 1.9% (-6.0)
LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1)

Green GAIN from Labour.

BREAKING: A wonderful speech from Green Party's Hannah Spencer after winning the Gorton and Denton by-election.

Congratulations!

BREAKING: Green Party win Gorton and Denton by-election!

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Good. Here's Loaf being the huntress she was on the streets, to some sheets, with nothing underneath.

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

It can never be forgotten that once he’d lied his way into the leadership job, Sir Keir Starmer told everyone to the left of David Cameron to basically fuck off. All the get a pat on the head from people like Harry Cole and Stephen Pollard. That looks more and more insane the more time passes

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

Investigative Post obtained this video of Border Patrol abandoning Nurul Shah Alam, the nearly blind Burmese refugee who was found dead

www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/26/t...