CALM DOWN.
Did Trump just assassinate a sitting head of state? Yep. Wouldn’t that legitimize foreign powers doing the same to him?
No! Following the airstrikes, Trump strategically deployed “no tag-backs,” as well as invoking, “I have a forcefield” and “not it not it not it.” 4D CHESS.
Vaporwave background with 80s text: my lawyer says it's not a war crime IF IT SOUNDS LIKE A REJECTED EPISODE OF GI JOE
Vaporwave background with 80s text: OPERATION EPIC FURY if I could just maintain an erection NONE OF THIS WOULD BE NECESSARY
Vaporwave background with 80s text: OPERATION EPIC FURY ARE MY APPROVAL RATINGS UP YET?
Vaporwave background with 80s text: OPERATION EPIC FURY because primary schools full of girls AREN'T GOING TO AIRSTRIKE THEMSELVES
Full patriot mode at the Northridge No Kings
At the Northridge No Kings protest. Kid made his own sign. Despite being in full agreement with the sentiment, for a number of reasons we asked that he redact the f-bombs.
“We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square.”
-some orange dipshit, earlier this year
FUCK YEAH
Real talk? GWAR *not* disemboweling a sitting president is waaaaaaay more of an insult.
Also, this is my first time hearing about Libs of TikTok - who, I guess, makes a living doing this? Is there a term for people who are career trolls? Rage engineers? Vex workers? Post-itutes?
Foolproof way for Israel to get everyone’s mind off of all that genocide: Host a Wrestlemania! They could replace the steel cage with an Iron Dome, they could have a Money in the West Bank match. What fun!
Now, is $250 million a lot to pay WWE to whitewash war crimes? Dunno - ask Saudi Arabia.
Dang. Homie's lost it.
Motherfuckers out here trying to say we should fly flags half mast for Gaston like his whole life wasn’t gaslighting the village to kill people who read books.
Question for the parents: Is it considered child abuse to cancel Disney Plus? Because they just pulled Kimmel off the air indefinitely for saying some real innocuous shit.
It’s appalling that the gang warfare of these white savages has spilled over into polite society. If these ignorant children want to keep killing each other, they should go back to the Caucasus mountains where they came from.
This white-on-white violence is out of control. Remember when we could go to go to school without the fear of being caught in the crossfire of a Turning Point/Groyper shooting? Why aren’t the police doing more about these out of control gangs?
Charlie Kirk didn't die because of the bullet. He died largely because of a drug overdose.
NOT WITH *THAT* SWISS ROLL THEY SHOULDN’T
(cont.)
Crying (women only)
The sun
Faerie magic
Thinking about the Roman Empire
‘80s pop idol Tiffany
Air conditioning
The shape of your head as determined by phrenology
Big butts
Inability to lie
Other brothers denying
Cindy (she knows what she did)
Watching Bravo reality shows
THINGS RFK JR. BELIEVES CAUSE AUTISM
Vaccines
Aspirin
Voting for Democrats
Scary movies
Crossing your legs
Cardboard boxes
Scary Movie
Being an “uppity bitch just because someone says you have a nice ass”
Washing your hands
Scary Movie 3
Alligators
Crying (men only)
Not crying (women only)
Do you think rappers who are in the closet about loving cops have, like, a secret code? Do they call themselves Friends of O’Malley? Do they have to come out to their grandparents and explain why the cop that sicced dogs on them in the ‘60s were decent people, actually?
Yeah. They managed to make something that’s racist about a wholly fictional species which is not something I ever realized was possible?
HOLY SHIT this episode of Strange New Worlds is like if ‘80s SNL did a 60-minute sketch about autistic people.
I know posting opinions about Trek online is kind of like driving a coal-burning Cybertruck through a living room full of orphans, but gottDAMN I haven’t seen an ep this bad in years.
Me, when I see someone NOT wearing a Hawaiian shirt at this Weird Al concert:
Honestly, this won’t affect my life in the least. If ever there were a restaurant giving “We Would Bring Back Slavery if We Could,” it’s fucking Cracker Barrel.
TIL the first renaissance faire took place on Vineland near Ventura. The land is now a building full of $2000 studios next to a Ralphs. I can’t imagine anything more Los Angeles than that.
AEW attracts very specific weirdos, which is why I love it so.
I just got to the Time episode - which I don’t remember from the books? - and got some wild “the Author Figuring Shit Out” vibes.
