Pazuzu's Petals

Good lord.

“If I didn’t have an agent, I’d probably still be in Austin” - Parker Livingston

The Longhorns had a nice weekend against the state of South Carolina.

Softball swept USC, Baseball swept SC-Upstate, and WBB beat the Gamecocks for the SEC tournament championship. 🤘

I thought I was going to make it through the time change.

This fucking state.
"UT-Austin to consolidate race, ethnic and gender study programs"

TAMU's version is:
"Education advocates praise Texas A&M decision to wind down Women’s and Gender Studies certificate"

Ok, folks. What does it mean when the youths call something 'raked'?

And there are effects during the game. Do other leagues use these courts?

Oh, wow. The three point line flashes when they hit a three.

I'm getting my first look at the Big XII's LED court. It looks like they are playing on a green screen.

YEE-HAW.

Texas DOMINATES South Carolina by double digits in the women’s SEC Tournament final 🤘

Congrats to Texas Women’s Basketball. Hook ‘Em 🤘

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Go get it, Longhorns.

Come on, Horns. Keep it up.

Night Flight’s reminder to spring forward.

Oscar Meyer Wienermobile parked on the side of the street with downtown skyline in the background.

Wienermobile spotted in the neighborhood.

Woke up early to get a few things done before the weather goes south. Now, it looks like the big stuff is falling apart or moving north. Time for a nap.

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Checks in on Texas WBB vs. Alabama.

The gas company put too much TBM in the line so the fire department and their techs are running all over the city responding to calls about possible gas leaks. Good job, everyone.

perfect.

Wait. He ditched the bitch?

Happy birthday.

Just what everyone was waiting for. TEMU is selling food now.

Wait...Zendaya is a Spurs fan?!

The show that used "queef" in a throw away gag. Right on.

Texas MBB gets a must win against the Ags in Collie Station. Hook 'Em.

Chris Phillips on Instagram: "The aftermath of the Josh Pate/Donald Trump interview should serve as a cautionary tale for all content creators. Presented by Underdog #sec #secunfiltered #thechrisph... 259 likes, 45 comments - cphilly19 on February 24, 2026: "The aftermath of the Josh Pate/Donald Trump interview should serve as a cautionary tale for all content creators. Presented by Underdog #se...

Chris Phillips comments on Josh Pate's reaction to being called on for interviewing Trump on his show. Josh briefly hid the video on youtube but it's back up and the comments are disabled.
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Feeling lucky. I removed a tube of lip balm from the dryer before it made a mess.

Giving back to the community.

It seems that Josh Pate has gone quiet.