We're living in a fucktocracy.
17.01.2026 18:21
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We're living in a fucktocracy.
Kristi Noem, that unqualified cosplay traitor. I clasp my hands in hopes her Botox and fillers turn into acidic worms, pale, squirming worms that eat their way through her weird face leaving no features, just bubbling flesh dancing with waving worm heads, a lethal manifestation of her inner evil.
Why do MAGAts stand tilted forward like their pig leader, fists curled, arms rigid in front of body as if experiencing tonic seizure? It's weird.
Is this what you voted for, Minnesota MAGA? New York MAGA? California MAGA? Red state MAGA? I don't believe you did. But you were/are woefully and willfully ignorant. Yes indeed. But even if you shake off the spell woven like a blackout cloak over your heads, it's too late. Authoritarianism is here.
Trump's brain hemispheres are actually two enormous silicone breast implants. And they're leaking.
Did she knock it over?? Tell Baby Olive Aunt Lori misses her!
B.B. King will be visiting Trump on Christmas Eve to show him the bleak future he wants to create, but instead of vanishing into the supernatural realm of awesome, King will be following him around the next four years and beating him about the head and shoulders with Lucille.
Not a court in the world would convict me if I hurled this 22 lb. Butterball into the Genesee River and spent Thanksgiving in some dive bar listening to live music and drinking cranberry and vodka all night. I'll eat a Wegmans turkey sub when I get home.
Look at this asshole. LOOK AT IT.
J.D. Vance was kidnapped by true hillbillies and stuffed into a moonshine still. He's alive, a bit cramped, but happy.
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
Yasss, like Christmas morning after a meteorite the size of Fupa, Alabama has destroyed most of the Northern Hemisphere.
Where'd you find that?
Haaaa!
I'm ok right now health wise, John, and the other stuff is day by day, so don't worry! I am Godzilla. I do like this place, though, and am glad to be here. Wish I had more time to indulge, alas, but I like it. Thanks so much for the kind words. I AM GODZILLA.
The only way out is in. The new national reality requires a miracle--the only miracles are the ones we make by increasing our consciousness. I don't mean, particularly, political consciousness.
I did write a fantasy novel in which consciousness itself brings about a progressive Judgement Day...
One of my favorites.
I've noticed this with a few followers. Weird.
What you're seeing with Trump's bizarre, seemingly nonsensical cabinet choices and South African son's political machinations is merely Putin's increasingly frantic limb manipulation. A danse macabre.
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AND HEAD CHEESE
Elon Musk fucks lunch meat.
