“What if we did a James Bond movie, but worse?”

Good.

Uh this was a James Bond plot. The one that started in North Korea.

cricket was a beautiful dog. I really don’t understand the cruelty in the world sometimes

I like taking public transport and trains. I just wish people had retained their manners in public. This person next to me is eating cheesy poofs and wiping their fingers on their pant leg next to mine. It’s giving Cookie Monster but with eau de faux cheese stale socks

I want to know which of their buddies knows and is making bets ahead of time

I wish people who were sick could just stay home
Instead of coughing on me on the Amtrak

She was having a nice day out, went somewhere pleasant, had a nice sniff and then out of nowhere her career got executed in a gravel pit.

Cricket knows how that feels.

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

So so so so so not okay!

I am worried Plattner is going to be another Fetterman

Or *people who live in the twin cities

I cannot even fathom how one would think that would be remotely okay to send out nevermind in an official message.

Thomas Chatterton Williams - and I speak from experience - is a deeply vain insecure and unpleasant person. I wouldn’t take him for a weathervane.

There were news stories about this on Friday - I remember noticing it.

I don’t care if this administration thinks this war is God’s plan, they have a responsibility to keep US citizens safe. It is their job.

and that includes arranging evacuation flights like the UK is doing instead of telling your citizens to leave the region while airspace is closed.

I don’t care if you think this war is God’s plan, you have a responsibility to keep US citizens safe

and that includes arranging evacuation flights like the UK is doing instead of telling your citizens to leave the region while airspace is closed.

Do your jobs.

She is my spirit animal

They aren’t going to roast him

Best comment so far on neck rash:

That’s where Stephen Miller feeds.

Was just listening to Prince’s song Let’s Go Crazy and jus realized it seems eerily prescient of his demise

Where are they ????

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Sir.

Good!

It’s insane. Boebert should be ashamed of herself