@xlbn
I love: trans headcanons, omegaverse, weird kinks, hurt/comfort, #Hualian fanart. Very anti-harassment, pro-kink, and pro-tagging/muting. 23; I only want to interact with other adults. PFP by Monhiio. Main: @xieliansbignaturals.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy
Feeling that post-Christmas cheer? Want "new year, new internet"?
Help us find the right person(s) to get fandom sitting down and working together to build a better fandom web! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
Share our hiring call ๐ on your Discord, your group chats, everywhere ๐
...and if YOU'RE that person, โจapply!โจ
A promo image saying "build your own fortune generator site with our learn-along, showcasing the logo of HTML/CSS/JS and "as seen on the web" $12.99 stamp
A screencap of the Fortune Cookie learn along. A white and grey circuit-board background, with a cream block in the center. Within the cream block is an image mimicking a webpage, with a yellow border, red columns on each side, and a cream background. Boba-tan, with a fortune cookie moustache, stands in the top middle. Below is a white text box with red border, saying "seek a fortune if you dare", and options for vanilla, chocolate, or lemon cookie flavors. White text with black outline reads: "Learn along as we build a fortune generator-- select a flavor, push a button, get a fortune!" Text below that outlines what is included: a centered single column layout; visual and practical interactions; pages, texts, and images where you want them, at any size, and more! Features are listed on the top right, with black text on a white text box outlined in black. Inside a black text field with white text, at the bottom right, there are more detailed features listed. These feature boxes highlight the approachable nature of the learn along, professional knowledge included, and customizable nature of the product.
It's time: With the Official Weekend of Shoppingโข behind us, let's send off our ๐ Launch Event ๐ our favorite way: by honoring those who brought you hours of entertainment, andโof course!โour Fandom Cookies Digital Pack.
(launch price until done honoring! ๐คซ)
store.fujocoded.com/products/oth...
And bonus shoutout to @xlbn.bsky.social and Jaffa6 (jaffasix.itch.io) for their additional help with alt text!! Couldn't have done it without our pinch hitters ๐โจ๐ญ
A screenshot of the vertical mobile game Survivor Idle Run. It shows a blonde woman lifting a weight while looking at her smartphone. The animation style is 3D and fairly simple. She is apparently training. There is an ad for Instacart at the bottom.
I unlocked a new "hero"! A woman character! There's no story in this game really, so I guess I get to make up a backstory for her ๐ *if* I ever have enough energy to do that
#XLBNDoesPayForPlay #SurvivorIdleRun
Survivor Idle Run, on the other hand!! TGCF fic where Xie Lian is constantly running and fighting zombies, and eventually, Hua Cheng joins his team, and they set up a camp where they can have some peace.
I tried really hard to come up with a TGCF AU made out of this game, but nothing I'm coming up with makes much sense :\ The best I have is "Xie Lian gets turned into a slime instead of being banished"
A screenshot of Slime Castle, the game described in the post. It is a vertical mobile game. This screenshot is the main page. It shows that I am in chapter 3, and my best score is getting through wave 14 in that chapter. The slime is light blue and in the process of jumping. There are a ton of buttons for things like packs you can buy.
A screenshot of the game being played. The slime is stationary and shooting slime blobs (maybe?) at enemies approaching. There are buttons to level it up on various attributes like attack power.
You level up a slime to fight enemies automatically for more level-up materials. The enemies are things like kings and wizards, so I think the player is on the "bad guy" side ๐
It's not *too* bad in terms of ads, for one of these games!
I'm still playing #SurvivorIdleRun! I just don't have anything interesting to say about it. It's just grinding at this point.
However, I did start playing another game, #SlimeCastle! It's fun and cute.
#XLBNDoesPayForPlay (for muting) 1/?
and you want to try it, what I've been using is Scrambly. I have a referral link: go.scrambly.io/7LyjWg which gives me bonuses and gives you double of your first $5, or scrambly.io if you don't want to do a referral.
No pressure, of course! I mostly want to be able to talk to people about it ๐
Well, I got $3.81 from this game before it became a "leave it for a while" game! I think that took about seven hours (though I was mostly doing other things). These sorts of things do not pay well. :')
But if you're also bored and unemployable like me (or interested for other reasons),
Interesting. In this game, it's actually more efficient (in terms of in-game currency) to close the game and leave it for 10m, then come back and claim what's accumulated, than it is to leave it open for 10m and poke at it every so often. I think that's kind of unusual for an idle game.
he same game as upthread, but a calmer section of it. The screenshot shows a camp with a bunch of buildings to manage. At the top, there is a quest to spend in-game currency. The previous screenshot had an ad at the bottom; I've cropped out the one in this screenshot.
I've leveled up enough that I unlocked the village management section!! I love that type of game/game aspect.
A very busy screenshot of a vertical mobile game. A team of characters with guns and stuff is running toward zombies on a path, and shooting at them. At the bottom, there are options to level them up for in-game currency. In-game currency is also coming from the zombies in the screenshot.
Also, it goes faster if you click play on the ads, so definitely have something else to do while playing.
But I'm enjoying it! It's keeping me entertained, in combination with scrolling social media.
I'll preface this with: I do not recommend playing this game if you're just looking for a fun game to play. ๐ I'm only playing it because it was on one of those "pay you pennies for playing games" sites. I have gotten about 30 cents so far in an hour of playing. ๐
I don't have a lot of energy for most things, but I *have* had energy for playing easy mobile games! One of today's has been "Survivor Idle Run", an idle zombie fighting game.
Hime's Black Friday Will write: โข SFW & NSFW โข Most dead dove tropes โข Queer and neurodivergent headcanons Will NOT write: โข OC/Canon โข Reader/self-insert fics โข RPF โข Insect-adjacent NSFW โข Bara โข Scat Fandoms: โข Twisted Wonderland โข Genshin Impact โข Honkai Star Rail โข Nu:Carnival โข MXTX Novels โข And more on my Carrd. Base Prices (USD) โข One-shots: $8/1k words โข Multi-chapter stories: $10/1k words Contacts: BSKY: @justalilhime.bsky.social Discord: justalilhime Gmail: justalilhime@gmail.com Tumblr: justalilhime DM me!
Writing commissions open with discounts from today until December 10th!
Full TOS & list of past commissions so you have a better idea of my style here: justalilhime.carrd.co#commissiontos
Happy Holidays ๐
^ $45 so far (out of $350)! It means so much that we've made progress.
This ask is still active. Paying the bills late would still be very helpful, and making *any* progress toward the bills is good. Thank you to anyone who's helped so far!
My friend needs help. Shares appreciated!
"I'm disabled and unable to work. My family and I are struggling with utilities and medical bills. I have $350 in unpaid bills due today, but making any progress toward them would help."
venmo: @/hauntfish
paypal: @/m0nd0m00n
cashapp: $undeadContortionist
muzzles gags and bits for vampires. thank you.
That just means the destruction needs to be creative.
[NSFW]
Wulian cockwarming ๐ฅบ
In an AU where Wu Ming survived, they take comfort in each other. Wu Ming likes to cockwarm Xie Lian in his mouth, and learns to make his body warmer so it is actually, you know, warming. +
[Genderbend, TGCF spoilers]
Iโve been rotating a concept in my mind for a bit nowโฆ
T4T Hualesbians have been living happily ever after for some time now. Hua Cheng transitioned by going through the Kiln and getting a new true form. +
Puppy Hua Cheng wants to pee on Xie Lian to mark him SOOOOOOOOO bad
xie lian calling best friend hua cheng on the phone after every time he masturbates because he always feels so lonely after and san lang makes him feel better and when hua cheng finds out THAT is what the pattern is he loses absolutely his mind
my most cherished hualian headcanon since before i really knew anything about them is that their postcanon sex life is like at least 50% "im a little bee you have to hold me down by the wings and repopulate the hive"-type highly abstracted and nonsensical sex rp
Hope u enjoy!! It's short and silly and I had lots of fun writing it
archiveofourown.org/works/660784...
Calamity Xie Lian accidentally giving Wuming gender revelations by use of it/its pronouns.
(succubus based) sex demon hua cheng who is still absolutely dedicated to xie lian and has figured out SOME way to become powerful despite never feeding (something something ghost cultivation???? maybe him being a sex demon is part of him staying on after death because of devotion??) POINT IS:
don't get him wrong; xie lian likes it when hua cheng says he's good at things, or calls him beautiful, or insists that he's the best god.ย it makes him feel warm inside, and pleased, and slightly embarrassed sometimes, especially for that last one.
๐ t4t hualian frotting their tdicks together whos with me