Nicole

This is true this guy will not stop texting me about it

Yeah most people ive met would expect someone to possibly return the gift, this is a weird response from him. People aren’t mind readers

Bro I love these ominous mcdonald’s menu names

I think they mean the packaging is 50 bucks the disk is free

She Dreidel on my Menorah till I clay

huh

Another one genuinely the worst thing I’ve ever seen 😭😭

trans meme

bro i hate this art so much please call me a slur instead

chad, meme, computers

How Computers feel about being a pain in the ass for no reason:

Trans, Skull, Funny, Meme, Hell Yeah

Trans, Fats, Trans Fats

Big Cis is mad our macronutrients are the tastiest 💪💪

cat

the tireless beast will never cease his greed

volvo

volvo

volvo

volvo

If volvo has no lovers i’m dead 🇸🇪💪

headphones

skull

chronically online

It’s so funny saying something so chronically online the person you’re talking to hits you with this stare:

If you have enough pee you can fill them all 💪💪

3 sets of penar lifts

air fryer

yes 💪💪

gay

skeleton

this is what transphobes think a trans woman’s skeleton looks like after they dig it up

alien

3 👍

𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝒹ℴ𝓃𝒶𝓁𝒹𝓈

Penis

The grim reality 😢😢

Finally 🙏

Shaq

Me when I ask Shaq what the 20th letter in the alphabet is:

Real

Remember guys bad bitches love clean microwaves