@dallas-taylor
Florida Man in the Pacific Northwest. I write fantasy novels and bad jokes, design and build wood furniture, and have forgotten more cocktail recipes than most people ever know. He/him Represented by Dylan Haston at DMLA dallas-taylor.com dtfabs.com
This didn't happen. The perception that it did is largely based on fictional shows that were about rich people. Much more common was a household where one person (theoretically Dad in a het household) was the higher earner and paid the housing costs and the other paid utilities & food
The Ones Who Walk Away From Omaha
Not a lot of people know the men's loneliness epidemic started with the introduction of boys-canceling headphones
Still, thank Gawd we punished the Democrats
Turn that clown upside down
Slacking off at my job at the pickle factory, my boss tells me to quit gherkin around
Wish we got more braking news
Lucky me, my car runs on polite oil
Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Standing athwart history, yelling
... but it was all just a dream.
I live in the woods, so my army is ravens
Lucky me, my car runs on polite oil
Wish we got more braking news
you ever think how this is all because america elected a centre-left black president once, and the right never forgave the left for it
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
Slacking off at my job at the pickle factory, my boss tells me to quit gherkin around
Seems right
Did he just take his first ever edible?
Classic
Antiques Hoocoodanodeshow
Turn that clown upside down
Two pairs of boots, interlaced
Me n Dr Bae
Notion sickness
Old heads know
AI ain't I
If I had godlike powers I would grant every white man a case of anxiety in direct proportion to his mediocrity
Platitudes imply the existence of plongitudes
The overwhelming urge to chime in while eavesdropping at the bookstore
A speedball but it's just caffeine and cannabis
We should have a year where we stop subsidizing rural with urban and red states with blue state money. It would not teach them to be thankful for how good they had it, but it would be funny as hell.