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Hannah Shapiro

@hannahlilnessen

Comedy writer. Podcaster. Survivor of Islands. πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™

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My hot (coffee) take while visiting a place where tipping is not widespread because wages meet needs: if you complain that tipping culture has gotten out of control, you should also be fighting for a higher minimum living wage. Or at least voting for representatives that will.

12.02.2025 19:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very possible. Maybe I could make a sign asking them to be careful when weed whacking. Thank you!

22.01.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I want to save this tree. The base of the tree seems to be getting smaller. Does anyone know why and how I could help?

Please root for my tree and branch out to anyone who might be able to leaf some advice.

22.01.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Happy New Year

03.01.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My TJs cashier told me he’s watching β€œreally old” (oof) seasons of Survivor on Netflix and I look like someone on there. I asked who but he couldn’t remember. Probably Gabby.

03.01.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Got invited to do a roast but the jokes I thought of for myself were too meanβ€” how dare anyone say that hypothetical joke insult about me! So I said no went home and cried.

07.12.2024 01:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi wise bear! This is a joke. I am joking. It’s not political statement. It’s a joke about human nature. Which would be hard to know as a bear!

01.12.2024 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this during these difficult times but you are right. They are wrong. You’re always right.

01.12.2024 01:28 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My immediate family all agree politically and we still find things to fight loudly about. And that is the American dream.

29.11.2024 20:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just discovered what the majestic, graceful owl looks like when it gets wet.

29.11.2024 02:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
26.11.2024 03:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 4th grade I was in the Wizard of Oz and my middle school bully played Glinda. Backstage she waved her wand and said she was turning me into a frog.

That’s the kind of specific trauma I wish Wicked referenced more.

25.11.2024 20:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So romantic

24.11.2024 19:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A little rusty so let me know if you, my new followers (!!!) want stuff like this…

Decameron more like DE best show of the year!

24.11.2024 19:42 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of social platform I’m happy to be back on.

24.11.2024 19:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Yes, I’m here trying to work out how to sky properly.

24.11.2024 19:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bisexual angst is blurting out that you got burned by the hottest bitch there is… the sun.

24.11.2024 19:33 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think I’m angry enough to be a great supervillain but then I name a shoe left on the sidewalk β€œlacy” go home and burst into tears about the adventure its been on and realize I have the temperament of a bizarre, gentle side character.

24.11.2024 03:01 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0