Anxious Millennial Cowboy

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

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Babyface Takeshita

God damn, that's brutal

Posting a wrestling fan who actually won their election

No, WWE I'm not buying tickets for your Slim Jim Spectacular featuring crypto scammer Logan Paul

Kennel Club

Negative aura

Respectfully, we watch Dynamite on Wednesdays and Collision on Saturdays.

There's one thing Ciampa is gonna do and that's turn heel by throwing his friend into video screen at the top of the ramp.

I have many ideas about the racial backgrounds of the Sesame Street characters and one of the most consistent things to know is Elmo is a white child and you can tell because of the fucking audacity

*In the most flat affect you've ever heard* "You think you're a killer?"

Elmo wants single family housing with biiiiiiiiiiig yards.

Elmo is the NIMBY of Sesame Street.

Tony and Nigel on comms. Nature is healing.

This is worth it strictly for the free school lunches for every kid.

Agreed. It's ridiculous and infuriating. Only send me stuff from real fights like this.

Yeah, I'm not arguing with someone named "Zak." Zack is already a terrible name, but spelling it like its an onomatopoeia from a Batman comic is even worse.

I was using YOUR logic, bud.

The people hating wrestling are the most pedantic and miserable people.

Basketball isn't a sport when you're shooting hoops in your driveway and golf isn't a sport because you and your buddies aren't at the Masters

Thinking of getting my hair cut like Pam, so I too can have views dating back to 1989.

No doubt

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Watching Pam get cooked by all us Sickos

The same dumb shitlib takes and they never stop to realize wrestling is interesting *because* it's fake and we all know it. I liked wrestling when I was five because I thought it was real. I like it at 40 because I'm impressed by the athleticism, the collaboration, and the character-building.

Yeah, no one in *checks notes*spits out water* FLORIDA likes pro wrestling

With all due respect, if you think viewers of professional wrestling don't understand they are watching a performance then you are very stupid.

This is like looking at a theater audience and saying "these absolute morons think that's actually a prince of Denmark!"

They aren't the dumbs ones...

My crow friend, Hephaestus. He lands in the roof and I toss him peanuts.

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I miss Hologram

There's gotta be a high likelihood that Israel has seriously considered just dropping a nuke a Tehran