AFC Optimist

My whole body actually hurts. The tension is too much 🫩

God help us. 😞

I obviously love many people in red states and know that blanket statements like mine are useless fan-fueled drivel, but living in a region that’s in the political crosshairs is an anxious and depressing reality. We need something to cheer about. I do apologize for the shitty fans among us though.

Except they represent one of the only sane regions of the country. If they were from Texas I’d say have at em but we need this right now here in Maine. It’s dark, cold, and ICE is here.

(This is not to say that Robert Kraft is in any way a good person.)

The Pats took a teeny tiny bit of the anger away I guess.

Always had a soft spot for Everton.

I’m so tired. Like 20+ years tired.

We are the least clutch team in the world.

Credit to Portsmouth. They’ve played their asses off.

Well, at least we’ll win the attendance trophy again this season 🙄

Sunderland, you beauties!

Well jeez, the finale of Stranger Things certainly delivered. 😭

Like Crispin’s Crispian

There’s the proof that Big Gabi is our talisman. Great performance!

My twelve-year-old just said he feels sorta bad about this Jets beat down because it might’ve been some kid’s Christmas present. 😬

Pretty sure Drake Maye just locked up that MVP. Wow.

I think it would be fun to have Adingra at Arsenal because two Sakas are better than one.

That Leeds team move 😮‍💨

Chelsea, you donkeys.

I’d like to enjoy just one weekend where my body isn’t racked with adrenaline.

I know the Arsenal players need a break, badly, but do they know we supporters also need a break? I could really use a week off.

If conceding late is cool, then we’re Miles Davis.

Kepa!! 😮‍💨

Arsenal women look god awful. 😞

Holy bears!

That was emotional terrorism. The team should buy every fan a pint and some Valium for putting us through that during the holidays.

I’m born again 🙏 he is risen

☠️☠️☠️ might have to tune out for a few months for my mental health

I really can’t handle this today, Arsenal. Please just just knock one in. 😑