More snow coming tomorrow
More snow coming tomorrow
Mono means one and bob means bob
Just read the phrase “Russell Westbrook of the Sacramento Kings” and thought, “that can’t be right”
Barbados still the only producer of a comparable Robyn
Just a few hours into this Winter Olympics and I am once again an expert at all things curling
There’s something in the rule book that says that robots can’t play NFL football
Ranking fatherhood movies right now kinda feels like how all the best music came out when I was in high school and college
For the past half hour I’ve been hearing “Call Me Maybe” played by a middle school band through the pipes in the building
the president has been kidnapped by the president. are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
Zohran Mamdani, what are you prepared to do about Robyn concerts being cut off when fire alarms are tripped at the Brooklyn Paramount
Watching Eyes Wide Shut in 20 minute chunks on Tubi like Kubrick intended
The aneurisms this OKC loss is gonna cause during convos on the greatest NBA teams of all time
Buying an NBA Cup Finals Eastern Conference Representatives hat for @davecolon.bsky.social for Christmas
Me and like 6 other guys dying on the hill of “the bubble was incredible, the bubble chip should actually be worth MORE than a regular one, and the NBA Cup Is fun and good”
It’s wild that Terry Zwigoff made Bad Santa. It would be like watching the opening credits for Superbad and seeing “Directed by Errol Morris”
This is the holiday season when I decide “Wonderful Christmas Time” is the ONLY good Christmas song by a Beatle
Then you get to the lost chapter. Have to remember to unnecessarily insult Paul Dano if I ever tack a bullshit Fortnite machinima to my masterpiece and want to distract ppl from talking about it
Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair is the breeziest 4+ hours you’ll ever spend in a theater
Spotify wrapped having a good ass time calling ppl old as hell because they listened to a Beatles song
V thankful to the Hold Steady who have announced that they will take the stage at 8pm for their weeknight show
A man made of land?
Dopamine the name of the new Robyn and what flooded my brain when I found out it existed
Bless the Predator franchise for keeping alive the 1 hour 40-ish minute blockbuster
Shoutout to all the DJs working Zohran’s “Turn the Volume Up” into their mix this weekend. That’s gonna go hard
De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Found A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?’
Zohran got almost as many votes as the population of Delaware