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More snow coming tomorrow

21.02.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mono means one and bob means bob

16.02.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just read the phrase “Russell Westbrook of the Sacramento Kings” and thought, “that can’t be right”

11.02.2026 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Barbados still the only producer of a comparable Robyn

11.02.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just a few hours into this Winter Olympics and I am once again an expert at all things curling

07.02.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.01.2026 14:13 👍 61 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 3

There’s something in the rule book that says that robots can’t play NFL football

26.01.2026 02:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ranking fatherhood movies right now kinda feels like how all the best music came out when I was in high school and college

26.01.2026 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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NYC Mayor Mamdani says no traditional school snow day Monday Public school students will either have to attend school in person or via remote learning, he says, and the city will decide by mid-Sunday.

Losing the youth vote and the UFT 3 weeks in

23.01.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the past half hour I’ve been hearing “Call Me Maybe” played by a middle school band through the pipes in the building

20.01.2026 20:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the president has been kidnapped by the president.

are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

the president has been kidnapped by the president. are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

03.01.2026 14:31 👍 306 🔁 59 💬 4 📌 0

Zohran Mamdani, what are you prepared to do about Robyn concerts being cut off when fire alarms are tripped at the Brooklyn Paramount

01.01.2026 06:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching Eyes Wide Shut in 20 minute chunks on Tubi like Kubrick intended

23.12.2025 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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John Toma ⚡️ Gen X Nostalgia on Instagram: "The HBO “In Space” intro (1983) wasn’t computer-generated…it was constructed by extremely talented designers. The chrome city was a real miniature built fr... Take a step back in time and explore the intricate details of HBO's 1983 intro, 'In Space', a masterclass in old-school television craftsmanship, combining miniature sets, fiber optics, and frame-by-f...

All that just to show the Beastmaster again

16.12.2025 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The aneurisms this OKC loss is gonna cause during convos on the greatest NBA teams of all time

14.12.2025 05:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buying an NBA Cup Finals Eastern Conference Representatives hat for @davecolon.bsky.social for Christmas

14.12.2025 05:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me and like 6 other guys dying on the hill of “the bubble was incredible, the bubble chip should actually be worth MORE than a regular one, and the NBA Cup Is fun and good”

14.12.2025 04:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s wild that Terry Zwigoff made Bad Santa. It would be like watching the opening credits for Superbad and seeing “Directed by Errol Morris”

14.12.2025 04:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the holiday season when I decide “Wonderful Christmas Time” is the ONLY good Christmas song by a Beatle

08.12.2025 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then you get to the lost chapter. Have to remember to unnecessarily insult Paul Dano if I ever tack a bullshit Fortnite machinima to my masterpiece and want to distract ppl from talking about it

08.12.2025 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair is the breeziest 4+ hours you’ll ever spend in a theater

08.12.2025 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spotify wrapped having a good ass time calling ppl old as hell because they listened to a Beatles song

03.12.2025 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

V thankful to the Hold Steady who have announced that they will take the stage at 8pm for their weeknight show

03.12.2025 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A man made of land?

30.11.2025 21:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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What an embarrassing time to be a New York City hater Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral race triumph puts the lie to New York City’s doubters and haters

New York I love you, but you’re bringing me…up?

12.11.2025 19:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dopamine the name of the new Robyn and what flooded my brain when I found out it existed

10.11.2025 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bless the Predator franchise for keeping alive the 1 hour 40-ish minute blockbuster

09.11.2025 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shoutout to all the DJs working Zohran’s “Turn the Volume Up” into their mix this weekend. That’s gonna go hard

07.11.2025 12:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Found A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?’

De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Found A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?’

05.11.2025 17:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Zohran got almost as many votes as the population of Delaware

05.11.2025 17:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0