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To the driver who took a turn without looking where he was fucking going! My husband got away with a torn up elbow and bruised ribs, after your stupid stunt forced him off his bike. 🤬

ONLY IN CHUMPLANDIA.......
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Best news of the day so far. 😎

Tomorrow is supposed to be icy...Friday the 13th and I'm the clumsiest fucker on the planet (evidence? Broken the same ankle twice, smashed my front teeth, shredded my meniscus and tore 2 ligaments all in the last 5 years....) yeaaaah im going nowhere Tomorrow. The kids can just have the day off. 😆

ONLY BECAUSE THEY GOT
CAUGHT.........
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Omg Trumps letter to Norway!!! Surely this has got to call for impeachment... anything! This is going too far. The man has lost his damn mind!

A lot of blather about how Europe owes him, while claiming Russia and China are already eying Greenland. While claiming the only defence Denmark has is 2 dogsleds 🙄
I honestly believe his advisors have given up at this point.

A lot of blather about how Europe owes him, while claiming Russia and China are already eying Greenland. While claiming the only defence Denmark has is 2 dogsleds 🙄
I honestly believe his advisors have given up at this point.

At what point are Trump supporters going to admit he's going too far. Threats now, banning countries from the world Cup, all because of opinions in regards Greenland? Coooome on! My 7 year old couldn't throw a tantrum this bad. 🙈

I don't give a shite who you're affiliated with. Left, right, middle, up or fucking down.... how can none of Trumps supporters see how childish his Christmas greeting is? He is the leader of a vast country. It's disgraceful.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone! 🥰

Just binged the first 9 dub episodes of my hero academia final season and holy hell, it was AWESOME!!!

Definitely looks as if extra effort was put into the art for the final season.

Absolutely brilliantly done.

#myheroacademia

In craziest male karen moments of the day.

Man: *reaches out to ruffle a toddlers hair*

Mother: oh! Sorry sir, could you please not do that? We're trying to teach him boundaries. 😊

Man: why not fuck off back to your own country if you don't like it!

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Okay. I get some people don't agree with mouse traps, but one just went off on my finger as I was resetting it and according to my friend I deserved it for using inhumane traps. My finger may actually be broken, but I deserve it apparently. Wtf

Social media....where people will call you a creeper for knowing what's on their profile details that is fully public, for the world to see. 🙄 first day on the Internet clearly. 🙈

Stressed to hell, so naturally my dogs decide to get on my last nerve by barking at every movement outside.

When my husband asks why I didn't mention my remaining vision in my right eye was tinting yellow...hmm...cause if I whinged every time my eye did something unusual, I'd never shut up about it. 😂

It is insane to me, just how many parents are defending this heinous bitch.

Whipping your child 23 times till he is screaming, dragging him by his hair and yelling profanities in his face are not discipline!

Whoever says otherwise, I pray your kids go no contact.

Dude walking his dog offlead and she suddenly dodged into the street. Van slammed on the breaks, missed her thank God, but nearly ended up rear ended-thankfully the car stopped just in time!-and my youngest and I are squashed to the wall, because we were in the crossfire if that went to hell. 🙈

Jesus Christ phonewatch! It shouldn't require 4 nos from my husband and finally me coming out like a bull to convince you we do not want your service! It's reps like this that literally black mark companies for me.

Oh it's saved! I always write on my Microsoft and then copy and paste to AO3

Small and slow, I can handle; not working at all is a pain.

I was just about to post a new chapter when it crashed.

Cloudfare as well

Our health care isn't perfect either, but I'll take it over America's. At least I'll never worry about the value of my life because of what I have in my bank account right at the moment of illness.

Yeah! Everyone, please repost this picture on all your social media.

Within slapping distance. 🤣🤣🤣 love it!

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Quantum

The new series that has all the critics saying "oh boy"

geni.us/QuantumQuick...

Jesus H Christ, NOT HOW IT WORKS!