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it's time...

release the butthole cut

many men are transfixed by the sirens' song but not me...I'm different

I once asked for a pabst blue ribbon at the bar and they told me they did not carry it so I ended up having to explain what pbr stood for and also half the plot of blue velvet

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

leisure suit larry at night....gamer's delight

“In all capitalist production, a worker encounters the conditions and product of his labor as things that are independent of and alien to him; however, this independence and alienation develops into total antagonism only with the rise of machines.”

will this end poorly? almost certainly. will I let this get me down? absolutely not

got to flirt with muh crush and now just have to pull off an ocean's style heist to get her number

Frenchman's patio season

Honkbal

Give me a fucking break... WAPO declares "Epstein class" to be Iranian propaganda

3 mil seems like a very friendly price

I know it feels like the day-to-day intensity of the ICE occupation in Minnesota has calmed down, but there are so many lagging problems that need solving, right as people’s attention goes elsewhere. Financial assistance, like help with rent, and legal help for the detained. These horrors persist.

In 1983, Ruth Schwartz Cowan published a book called More Work for Mother where she argued that modern household tech (washing machines/vacuums) didn't reduce women's housework time, it just raised standards of domesticity. Household work is never shortened by tech & you can extrapolate that out.

I promise I will read the article, but I am convinced already there is a problem here already based on the photo of the guy in the preview image.

the first week of morning darkness after the DST switch feels like we have forsaken god

häppy bdäy

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

On this day 30 years ago, The Birdcage and Fargo opened in theaters. Crazy to think we were once handed straight up classics like that.

They should do Kony 2012 again. I think we could catch the guy this time.

WH account posting a "McRib is back in Tehran" meme.

Charlie Brown may not have had hoes but this creature had many

uffda

if i may: defector.com/in-american-...

Starmer from the very beginning has managed to have the worst of both worlds: saying in the House of Commons they've learned the lessons of Iraq and refusing to assist US forces, then, immediately, reneging and allowing the US to do so for "defensive" action, but having incurred the ire of Trump.

there is a neighborhood crank that films everyone outside the bar when the weather is nice and I *unloaded* on her when she came around and last week she hid in the alley to record me

*laughing blithely* oh im racist. but i try not to let it define me

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed