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Hairymusclenerd

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I like video games,books, board games, lore (both real and fictional), lifting heavy things and putting them down, and not wearing clothes very much. Super gay, occasionally serious, often slightly saucy. No idea what I'm doing here

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Me nakedness in my hotel bathroom, holding a cup of coffee, my fat uncut cock fully erect

Me nakedness in my hotel bathroom, holding a cup of coffee, my fat uncut cock fully erect

Mayyy have partied a bit hard with the Denver gays yesterday #fcf

06.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 262 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's one of those books I think about a lot. The meta conceit works so well

06.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because London is great.

06.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The veteran stories I grew up with are about forced conscription and surviving prisoner of war camps. Let's just say they were the kind of stories that mostly wanted wars to end quickly.

05.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who has even remotely spoken at length to a thoughtful veteran knows how little they think of the support our troops crowd.

05.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me wearing a floral mesh thong, standing with my arms crossed in front of a full length mirror reflecting my arse

Me wearing a floral mesh thong, standing with my arms crossed in front of a full length mirror reflecting my arse

Front and back #thongthursday

05.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 244 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big mood

05.03.2026 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you sometimes feel we've... regressed on a lot of this compared to 20 years ago? Like some of discourse on men and feelings and bla bla feels so old I really would have thought we'd moved on since the 90s...

05.03.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone once said to me "all you need is one person to say yes" and that helped.

05.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was dying of thirst when you gave me water, yet it was not the water alone that saved me. It was the strength of the hands that gave it.

05.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

๐Ÿ˜‰

05.03.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The academic job search is miserable at the best of times and this isn't the best of times. Sending you positive vibes

05.03.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beating like a Haaaammer!

05.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean... he had an entire wall of his gold records in his office so yeah

05.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Share a TV show that raised you

05.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I had lunch with Pete Waterman twice.

05.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me standing nakedness by a large hotel windows, my back to the camera.

Me standing nakedness by a large hotel windows, my back to the camera.

Colorado #humpday

04.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 243 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks

04.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me in an airplane bathroom. My pants are down and my t shirt is pulled up, showing my thick uncut cock.

Me in an airplane bathroom. My pants are down and my t shirt is pulled up, showing my thick uncut cock.

In flight wi fi strikes again.

04.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 510 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't own a singlet :'(

03.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I shall be in aurora Colorado for the next few days. Accepting recommendations

03.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The husband wants me to hang out with him while he plays Resident Evil: Requiem. Please send cuddles.

03.03.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My late in life high art drag turn fantasy lip synch list is mostly the torchier tori Amos songs so I get this

03.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white picture of me standing in three quarters profile in my basement. I'm wearing only sneakers and holding a kettle bell. My thick uncut cock is erect and back lit.

A black and white picture of me standing in three quarters profile in my basement. I'm wearing only sneakers and holding a kettle bell. My thick uncut cock is erect and back lit.

Heavy in my arms #mcm

03.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 560 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you

02.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me lying back nakedness on my bed, my thick hard uncut cock pointing up from between my legs.

Me lying back nakedness on my bed, my thick hard uncut cock pointing up from between my legs.

Sunday funday

02.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 290 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks! I'm quite pleased with how it turned out

01.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

01.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A digital drawing of 2 men in 2 hotel beds at night. One is asleep naked on his stomach.  The other looks on fondly from the other bed

A digital drawing of 2 men in 2 hotel beds at night. One is asleep naked on his stomach. The other looks on fondly from the other bed

1) I'm somewhat back
2) while I was gone I made an art

01.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 146 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My GOD

01.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0