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Cooper Coyote (Eames lounge owner)

@tiredyote

All denim, all the time. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ | Desert Dog | Seattle, WA | NSFW πŸ”ž

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As it turns out, the job that I spend every waking second despising and leave every day pissed off *may* be having negative effects on my mental health and relationships.

11.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI have to go back to the room and brush my teeth I just ate wasabi and I don’t want to make someone’s foreskin spicy.” - @beansy.cat-in.cloud

08.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The fun thing about inconsistent antidepressants is the coin flip of β€œwill drinking make me feel flirty and fun or like k***ing myself!”

07.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am going insane.

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh FUCK dude

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Satanic fucking country.

05.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bork

03.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, hello πŸ‘‹ I’m an β€œartist”

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s just rugby

27.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because God is amused by my suffering.

26.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And call them out. Remind the people doxxing others for kinks that don’t harm anyone that they’re freaks. That it’s genuinely insane behavior to feel the need to police others so much that you actively seek out strangers who have done NOTHING to make their lives miserable.

26.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

$17.30 for a latte and croissant. Seattle is done man.

26.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Agent Dale Cooper Day to all those who celebrate!

25.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to the wolp sanctuary, look at this wolp he is so silly.

23.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Sims 3 patch notes
V. 15.3.6
- we've killed all the sims

15.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

14.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 11923 πŸ” 3593 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 469

The amount of people I’ve met who work for EVILTECH INC. ℒ️ and give the old β€œYeah I hate what I do and know I’m working on X evil thing but I swear I’m just doing it for the money so I can retire early.”

10.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Conservation / public lands my whole life.

10.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It comes off as patronizing, sorry dude. Must’ve struck a nerve.

10.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly are you trying to say here? Because this is coming off as β€œstop complaining about who funds you.” levels of patronizing.

10.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We need to nationalize the Seahawks.

09.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Judging by these Super Bowl commercials the US economy is entirely AI and cowboy hats now.

09.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Daddy I’m plumbing!

08.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I'm Faucet James, ace plumber

08.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Letterboxd review: Iron Lung (2026). At no point watching this did the thought β€œwow this is definitely a movie” escape my brain. Summed up best by @alphawoof.bsky.social β€œA submarine in an ocean of blood takes photos of a spooky skeleton.” 3/10.

07.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrestling with potentially attending Confuzzzled.

Pros: all the uncut British twinks I could want.

Cons: being in England for any amount of time.

02.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Joanne

02.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0