Zach Goldberg

Where's the Money, Lebowski??

I just got off the phone with President Trump. He called me and we talked for 7 mins. He told me:

-Joe Biden is "sleepy."
-Hillary Clinton is "crooked."
-Jasmine Crockett, AOC, and Kamala Harris all have "low IQ"
-Chuck Schumer is Palestinian.

I appreciate the President taking the time to talk.

He literally posted about that on Truth Social yesterday. These “exclusives” are pointless and an exercise in mutual vanity.

💯

RIP Bob Harlan, the man most responsible - IMHO - for resurrecting the Packers after their nadir during the "Siberia" era of the 80s.

Sam Darnold meme Out indefinitely Fired Kristy Noem

Guy usually crushed the Packers (including in [games censored for my own sanity]) so I won't be sad to see him go.

That's a great return for DJ. The Bills GM is a disaster.

They needed to find some vehicle for Gina Carano.

"Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas" is some hilarious bullshit title.

#TooSoon

"It's unclear how MAGA will respond to Trump shooting a protestor on Fifth Avenue on Thursday."

*New poll shows 99 percent of MAGA approves of Trump Fifth Avenue shooting*

I don't usually say this...but I hope Stephen A. Smith is right.

I'm sure she's tucked away much more than that. Corrupt AF.

Based on all the leaking, Kristi Noem is going to get fired. There's also a decent chance she's headed for divorce. But at least she also lost her dignity.

Is Quay as good as gone? Is that a good thing?

Tough call, but I'm going with #3 - @minakimes.bsky.social and Ike is solid.

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LOL - exactly.

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Still relevant!

As in the approach they took wouldn't be my crisis comms advice.

Wouldn't be my crisis comms advice but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office .

My tracking Woodruff's health another year:

This isn't an apology. I'll continue to shop elsewhere:

4-Time NFL MVP QB Aaron Rodgers on Kash Patel Celebrating With U.S. Hockey Team: "Can we get that one guy out of the locker room though and get him working on something else? That's a bad look, have s... 4-Time NFL MVP QB Aaron Rodgers on Kash Patel Celebrating With U.S. Hockey Team: "Can we get that one guy out of the locker room though and get him working on

Worst person you know, etc.

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Roger Moore wore some hilariously regrettable 70s outfits, but I would argue his Naval Commander fit is superior to Connery's or Brosnan's.

Odd that this keeps happening!

THE DOW IS AT <checks notes> 48,000!

Sounds like John Cornyn won the Boar on the Floor game that Trump set up between him and Ken Paxton.