ben 🇵🇸

Supreme House of Cheese
Toluca, IL

room for one more?

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

I’d love to watch The Red Shoes with Sabrina Carpenter

i'm all in. nothing ever happens

There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.

They were playing the Jaws theme earlier during a challenge which killed me

I’m Unable to Describe Carroll’s Appearance Without Sounding Gay

This #Viriginia fan really enjoyed the #NorthCarolina game last night.

he thought the smell of napalm in the morning was a good thing

they were actually denying entry to blonde women with big boobs out in college town bars because of woke

Nick Saban just texted me saying “we on the corner like Israelites”

I don’t think he would like Rick Ross. I really shan’t say why

a man wearing glasses holds a stack of money and a worm ALT: a man wearing glasses holds a stack of money and a worm

Starting off week 1 with an Eagles W and Chiefs L

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

the oversaturation of those accounts is crazy and I’d assume most people become annoyed from the monotony because dogs lives are generally boring

Thinking about chumbawumba

I’ve realized that the default of posting stuff about your dog instead of taking time to send to your friends is kinda depressing & strange

just need

yeah i think with the right group of folks it could be a blast, gotta start heading out to matches to scope the vibe 😎

making new friends as an adult is so ridiculous man it's really something to catch yourself googling "20s-30s local pickleball league"

there’s a huge gap in lefty media because the rich people who fund these outlets do it based on what they think the left *needs* to hear rather than what they actually want to hear.

Some people recommend reading a book about rocket science in order to better understand the acclaimed Thomas Pynchon novel “Gravity’s Rainbow”. There’s actually an even better method. You should get every achievement in Kerbal Space Program, as it is canon to the story.

Don’t take your eye off the ball. The attack on Iran is meant to distract you from the proposed changes to tax credits for soybean farms

true, they don’t make dem hawks like Madeline Albright anymore

John Fetterman (respectable bipartisan) would not have even showed up to the vote but i can imagine he’s still finding something to complain about here. Probably that he wasn’t the one to push the button

ABC News report that the Biden administration practiced this exact series of strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities a year ago with the Israeli military.

We were never going to get a say in this.