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The thing that pulled me out of art block was Jim Kirk pulling out a tribble from between his tiddies.

I love that man.

#StarTrek #JimKirk

the least funny thing he does is CHEW ON MY CHARGING CABLES BRANDYYYY

the funniest thing brandywine does is spend a good 5-10 mins kneading his bed by the TV and then pick somewhere else to sleep. CONSISTENTLY

fem!aos bones standing in her sleepwear, saying “dammit Jim- I’m a doctor, not your wife!” Her sleepshirt has ‘an apple a day’ written on it, with prints of two apples over her boobs.

Fem!aos bones patching up a bloody Jim, who looks like she just came back from a party. Her face is level with bones’ chest. Bones is saying “what am I gonna do with ya, kid?”, while Jim has a thought bubble with “r18+” written in it.

and they were roommates !

Rumi on bird watching duties!~
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #KPop_Demon_Hunters #kpopdemonhunter #kpdh #kdh #kpdhfanart #huntrix #Rumi #fanart

an ask on tumblr: Can you draw more aos mccoy and kirk those two look so hot together.

jimbo and bones looking at the viewer in a cheeky way, hopefully. BONES HAS NO SHIRT ON BECAUSE JIMBO IS HOLDING IT OVER HIS SHOULDERS/NECK. Also—they’re in front of the laziest background i could think of lmao, im starving so i finished this and now im gonna go drown in soup and buttered bread lmaooooo. SEE YA. it’s been 84 years since i drew them lololol BONES’ NECK IS SO LONG WTF MR GIRAFFE. nothing is proportioned correctly. its okay though, gotta start somewhere.

#mckirk for an ask on tumblr~

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

#StarTrek #McKirk

Workplace harrassment 👎
#mckirk #startrek #aos

how can a cat that rockets around at a gazillion miles an hour also be COMPLETELY SILENT

oh my fucking god guys brandywine is TOO quiet sometimes, he has jumpscared me twice today in my OWN HOME

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Suggest folks (especially yourself!), recommend artists, and share the heck out of this post!

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Sketch of a hunched-over horrific dragon-like beast with many pale eyes, two pairs of arms, and wild mane turns its head anxiously check their small human partner is okay as they thrust too deep while held in their arms with one of their two members. She touches their snout and the hand upon her blind-folded face to assure them she is all right.

checking in (again) 🧡 #teratophilia

Conceptual doodles of Minato's "dream" where he meets Kurama; he's plunged into a dark waterbody, where the outline of Kurama reflects in the inky black sky. Minato is ensnared, and begins to take on traits of the kyuubi as Kurama makes his attempt to influence Minato. Minato sees a vision of Kushina and Naruto in the water's reflection in front of him. The upside down text reads, "Save her? Or the village that failed them?" A close up of intense, animal-like eyes with text above that says "KILL PROTECT TEAR DEFEND DESTROY" Minato wakes up in his bed, startled and sweating. He thinks, " A dream?" Kushina is curled up on his side, drooling all over him. She's mumbling, "kick ur ass.... Mr. Cake......"

what dreams may come

god i wish i had someone to massage my neck rn

shoutout to brandywine who, for the time ever, did not jump onto the kitchen counters ALL day 👏👏

Drawing of young Kakashi and Minato, ready for a lunch break. Kakashi is holding a water bottle and Minato has a couple lunch boxes, bundled in a cloth. Minato is pointing to himself. He asks, "Kakashi, amd I more of a kiki or a bouba?" Kakashi thinks to himself, "What does that mean? Is this a test?" He says, "Ah--"

Drawing of Kakashi looking upwards towards Minato. Kakashi says, "...A kiki." There is a tiny spiky stylized drawing of Minato's head above the speech bubble. The next drawing is of Minato looking down at Kakashi. Minato says, "I see." There is a tiny round/cloud shaped stylized drawing of Minato's head above the speech bubble. Minato has a placid smile on his face but he is devastated.

A scene of a hospital room: An adult Kakashi is in the hospital bed, holding a water bottle similar to the one in the flashback. Tsunade is standing over him with a clipboard. Tsunade says, "You're 'physically' ready for discharge tomorrow, but other than being too stupid to dodge another coma, how's your brain?" Kakashi says, "I should've said 'bouba'." Tsunade replies, "uh"

anyway you’re cleared for an S rank tomorrow

literally he was chasing me around the house for an empty mug earlier like just because im carrying it DONT MEAN IT'S FOR YOU SON 🤣 i havent figured out how to discourage this yet except to give him the silent treatment lol

oh boy, brandywine's really testing my patience today ‼️

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I cant even make a cup of COFFEE in peace

so it seems he's learning not to jump onto the counters for his food (yay!) but MY food while IM cooking is apparently fair game 🤣

a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder

i was literally like ??????

omg guys ive had brandywine for 5 days and today for the first time ever he did NOT jump onto the kitchen counter while i was portioning his dinner ‼️‼️ HE CAN BE TAUGHT

look i know system end users never read faqs but my colleague IN THE SYSTEM HELP TEAM has NO excuse 😒