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04.03.2026 23:00
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The Board of Peace is a Crock of Shit
nothing in this world makes me feel more incompetent than trying and failing to butter bread
gonna dig up some angry scripts i wrote like 7 years ago and just record em - let's see how well they stand up now, surely theres no way theyre still relevant...
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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That poor, poor peach...
The Windsor change are blowing etc etc
L: Private Eye front cover, yesterday.
R: News headline, today.
Stay ahead of the news; buy the Eye.
experiencing new levels of vindictive glee over the arrest of the andrew formally known as Prince
might go crazy and start believing in consequences again
realising brexit was a decade ago this year and I. dont like that
....might make a new podcast
incredible how many buckaroos do not realize the universes constantly spilling off of them, all the time, every day. you are the most glorious, beautiful being across a thousand different worlds because every choice you make is a REALITY YOU JUST BUILT, and you can build them with love
it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself
A Real Man should have only one pair of jeans that he renews every 10 years like a passport
uhoh my job just found out I ain't owed a lunch break cus my shifts only 5 hrs
I will always assume ignorance/stupidity over deliberate malice btw
I had a thought a couple days ago and I can't remember what it was but im being haunted by like. the vague concept of the thought i kno I had but can't fuckin remember
we need to invent toast that stays warmer for longer
Just in case you control+F Jon Stewart's name in the Epstein files, allow him to explain...
hey so now heated rivalry is popular do u think @try-guys.bsky.social cud try ice hockey 🏒
picked my unfinished 92k fantasy novel back up again today to try and finish the rewrite and man idek if I think its good anymore 😅😅😭
what if I actually got into sport tho
It's dangerous and irresponsible to be putting our national security in the hands of Donald Trump and not be considering alternatives to NATO.
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
One of the things I love about Zack Polanski is his absolute confidence in choosing a nuanced answer. He won't fly for ego, he will fly for necessity. Both nuanced answers to the same question that provide total clarity. Kunnesburg can't cope. It's the future folks.
watching the new mock the week and YAY YAY YAY YAY SO HAPPY I MISSED THIS im very normal about satire
the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
forever thinking of that old family friend who at Halloween was like "there are only TWO genders!!! male! female! and intersex!"
ma'am that's three.
I know it happens every year but can we PLEASE stop letting it get so dark so fast in the evenings when we hit winter 🙏🙏
the professor is eepy
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