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My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.

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Biffo is no man, Stush

08.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, let's see if I can get some sketchin' done while waiting for these to fully dry

07.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(the spoon is so I can see if clear red looks better over a gold or silver base; gonna end up on the gun eventually.)

07.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Base color on everything; gave the gun and sword a gloss black for some metallics I'm gonna try on 'em, and everything else is white.

Dunno if I thinned the white too much or sprayed it with too much pressure, but it's pooling like crazy; may have to sand those down.

07.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Most of the colors I intend to use for painting the Hoihoi-san kit. No prize for guessing what the plan is.

Most of the colors I intend to use for painting the Hoihoi-san kit. No prize for guessing what the plan is.

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Gonna do probably the most expected thing with this kit, but it should be fun!

07.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The items/weapons for the Kotobukiya Hoihoi-san New Edition 1:1 scale plastic model kit, painted with a light gray primer. Gonna turn 'em different colors by the end of the weekend.

The items/weapons for the Kotobukiya Hoihoi-san New Edition 1:1 scale plastic model kit, painted with a light gray primer. Gonna turn 'em different colors by the end of the weekend.

Finally

After approximately seven decades of yelling about airbrushes and paints and such

I have primed my first parts!

07.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, I'm able to catch my favorite frame of this opening in crystal clarity.

Look at him, just a giant angry space clam

07.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I love her

06.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was a surprisingly tough choice; gonna be a fun series no matter which one wins!

06.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, adapting one of these was the original intent, and it warms my heart that dang near every one of them was mentioned in the replies!

Think I've got a fun idea, though; just gotta get through one more hour of work...

06.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good Lord, Dusty, ya done gone TOO hard! Get well soon!

06.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the input, everybody! Think I've got a plan to work with!

Now to see if I can knock it out in a single weekend...

06.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You really ARE Jackie Chan!

06.03.2026 10:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The backer rewards I received from the Free Stars Patreon: a patch and some really nice pins of the Ur-Quan, Kohr-Ah Spathi, Chmmr and Yehat ships

The backer rewards I received from the Free Stars Patreon: a patch and some really nice pins of the Ur-Quan, Kohr-Ah Spathi, Chmmr and Yehat ships

And I pledged to it on Day 1!

www.patreon.com/posts/introd...

06.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(transferring them to bottles has made me feel far less foolish about accidentally doubling up on some colors, like that gloss white on the front left. Should be set for THAT one for a bit!)

06.03.2026 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Several hues of Mr. Color lacquer hobby paint, thinned and transferred to dropper bottles for ease of airbrushing

Several hues of Mr. Color lacquer hobby paint, thinned and transferred to dropper bottles for ease of airbrushing

Aaah yeah chat it's ya boy Shax back at it on another Thinna Thursday!!!!!

Ts in chat if you still up thinnin ya paintz

06.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put Jill in Fortnite, Epic. Bet you won't, you cowards!

06.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be in my office:

06.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I honestly had to dig to come up with Golden Axe. I always had more fun watching other people play arcade games; might be why I'm such a Twitch fiend these days.

There are SO many DOS games that could've gone on the list: Wolf3D, Jill of the Jungle, Prince of Persia, Leisure Suit Larry 3...

06.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hyperspace theme music
Hyperspace theme music YouTube video by MazzaTheFirst

Ask me how often the Hyperspace theme pops into mind whenever I'm merging onto the freeway

(the answer is *every damn time*)

06.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much of my early online life was wrapped up in participating and moderating the FF2 fan community on the Games BBS on the Prodigy service. God, I might've grown up liking pro football or politics or some awful thing without that game.

06.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wasn't my first console RPG, or even my first Final Fantasy, but it was the first console RPG I played that actually provoked *emotions* in me. Got super-bummed when Rydia fell overboard, felt triumphant on Mt. Ordeals, got really, REALLY pissed off at Baigan, etc.

06.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Copied the hell out of that floppy, though it didn't do me much good 'til I found a txt file of constellation coordinates on a local BBS!

(Might've pledged to the Free Stars Patreon at a higher level than I would've ordinarily, by way of a 30-year-old mea culpa)

06.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was a sophomore in high school when it came out and had a real dork for a World Civ teacher; some of us would hang out at his place after school a couple days a week and play PC games and AD&D. StarCon1 Melee was in frequent rotation, and I first played SC2 right after he bought it.

06.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says do n't get technical in front of a man holding a microphone ALT: a cartoon character says do n't get technical in front of a man holding a microphone
05.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aight bet. My 3 console, PC and arcade picks.

(The Goonies should actually be The Goonies 2; one of the first NES games I played and probably the one that most hooked me. Template's never heard of it, though. It's fun to play the Goonies 2!)

(Commentary in the alt text)

my9games.com

05.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Ohhh, so I have Why to thank for any post I tag as less than Adult somehow getting a couple other (often-contradictory) tags added to it by moderation.bsky ๐Ÿ˜‚

Truly a dumbass for all seasons

05.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well there you go, folks- you're gonna end up with more femboi unless y'all get to commenting ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idiot AND coward, evidently!

05.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A collection of sketches featuring several Mario series ladies (and a gentleman) modeling a series of gags. From top-left:

Peach + Ball Gag
Daisy + Bit Gag
Rosalina + Cleave Gag
Pauline + Panel Gag
Haru + Dildo Gag
Toadette + Tape Gag
Wendy + Ring Gag
Vivian + Pump Gag
Captain Syrup + Mask
Wapeach/Peachette + Shared Gag

A collection of sketches featuring several Mario series ladies (and a gentleman) modeling a series of gags. From top-left: Peach + Ball Gag Daisy + Bit Gag Rosalina + Cleave Gag Pauline + Panel Gag Haru + Dildo Gag Toadette + Tape Gag Wendy + Ring Gag Vivian + Pump Gag Captain Syrup + Mask Wapeach/Peachette + Shared Gag

Having a hard time deciding who to draw for Gag Day/Mar10. Did Daisy & Peach last year, and I kinda wanna develop one of these into a full project, but can't settle on which! What'chall think- help a fella out?

05.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 290 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1