Yellow Boy

Ballistic missiles on the way. Wake the kids, get them to the stairwell.

Oh fuck off! I was on my way to bed.

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

Better than a drasha or reading the ketuba?

(Amusingly, "drasha" was autocorrected to "drama"!)

Koala Bares...

#notremotelysorry

They've only been mentioned once so far, and not into a mirror, so if you throw salt over your shoulder we should be OK.

One way to create a break between erusin and kiddushin...

This thread is useless without illustrations.

While waiting in the common room for my interview, some postgrads were commenting on 6th formers who got stoned, contemplated the existence of a chair, thought that made them deep, & so decided to study Philosophy. They then started unpicking which part of that process was the heart of the problem.

Mid-run refreshment.

Orange is the new ermine.

I had torn my meniscus (I don't know how, but not running). When they got in there tho, they saw it had repaired itself but there was some torn cartilage to clean up, which they did. The main advantage of the op was that it forced me to be more disciplined about physio, rehab, strength training etc.

Good luck (especially with the no guarantees bit). I'm not 100% convinced I'm any better off after mine, although it was the right thing to try. Finally beginning to get beck running a bit.

Op?

Current view at the fire tower.
Photo credit: Ashley Harris
#BM100

I can't see most of the comments on your post. The wonder of the block.

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

סוג של הקלה.

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42 and post the second sentence.

"They had a peculiar idea: that people would be freer if they could use art to see themselves, others, and the past."

a man wearing a red shirt with the word standard on it ALT: a man wearing a red shirt with the word standard on it

Clever clever from Dom.
#LFC

Have you considered antisemitism? Or furriness? All the cool kids are into it.

Szoboszlai channeling Djimi Trarore against Burnley.
#LFC

I think my problem is that I'm not furry, antisemitic or American enough to be added to any of them.

I have succeeded in training my sister and daughter enough that at least they apologise at the beginning of the message when they do send them.

1000%

If you need to talk to me, talk to me. If you need to send me a message, write it.

Pretty good at of results this evening from an #LFC point of view. It will cushion the blow of our inevitable schmising at the hands of Arsenal tomorrow.

Shocking racism.
Shockingly racist support below the line.
But this is the good place, right?

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

This would not be a good idea.