human

Sign at the Weiners Circle: "F k T mp we can redact too."

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here

Let's
Live
&
Love
By the
Sea
Kiss
As
Moonlight
Caresses
Ocean
...
💙💫💘

My clothes aren't too tight. It's just that my body is really loose.

When she gets you, she is the one.

It's the lying that gets me. Ya know?

Anxious on the street, depressed in the sheets

Watercolour completed at Sally Port in Old Portsmouth on a half-sheet of Fabriano paper.

I produced many paintings and drawings of Portsmouth and Southsea but I won't put loads of them on here all at once. Here's a watercolour that was done on a little beach at Sally Port, Old Portsmouth and you can see the masts of the Warrior in the distance
#art #watercolour #Portsmouth

ME: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

HIM: *sigh*

ME: The elf-abet!

HIM:…

ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph

Me: make it a double.

Server: your soup??

Me: you heard me.

Gatsby redux

Nooruddean O @BeardedGenius ... Fact we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. It's so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war

I didn’t have real life hunger games on my bingo card

It's strange how one day you just wake up. To everything.

Maybe if I try really hard I can learn the art of not giving a shit.

Zwischen innerem Werther und innerem Kinski.

I stop from texting my friends while driving, by not having any friends.

😂🤣😜😐

if you were my neighbor I’d leave my bedroom curtains open

The Grinch Who Stole My Virginity

Really looking forward to masturbating tonight

Oh yay

slow sitting down
slow getting up--
autumn evening

#haiku

Thank you kindly!

I said GTFOH. Please respond.

I accidentally swallowed a bottle of glitter, and now, the toilet looks like a snowglobe.