Kids are cruel. Some neighbor friend of K and S called the space next to my garage 'trash alley'
So guess what shmo spent his afternoon cleaning the yard.
Kids are cruel. Some neighbor friend of K and S called the space next to my garage 'trash alley'
So guess what shmo spent his afternoon cleaning the yard.
And she said - do you want to watch an episode of Shoresy? And I'm once again reminded why I'm the luckiest guy in the world
God damn it guys
Me right now
this is one of the best hockey games I've ever seen but I keep wondering: are any of these men's hockey players married or related to women that I've heard of? what is the US women's hockey team up to right now
3 on 3 hockey. USA vs Canada. For the Gold? Put it directly in my veins.
How do I know I'm a peak millennial? I like P!nk's new song.
I mean obviously he was always going to give the money to charity, but I feel like Hollywood should be a little embarrassed by how long their speeches went when it meant taking money away from kids
What an absolutely stellar idea for keeping the Emmy speeches short. Hilarious. I hope it's legit.
57 minute delay?!?? Brutal. Somebody better call draft kings for even later night trains in Philly
So Brandon Grahamn definitely doesn't know the words to the Eagles fight song
I brought The Odyssey to read on the beach. I have to say, Wishbone did not prepare me for just how much murder is in this story.
We are in a bad way right now, no way to get around that.
And the only thing getting me through right now (besides the love and support of my family - OBVIOUSLY) is the soundtrack to KPop Demon Hunters.
So, like, how is this not a bigger story. One we talk about everyday.
Donald Trump had U.S. citizen children WITH CANCER deported.
How has his administration not had to answer questions about this every single day.
Sometimes I think to myself: Wow, my kids are getting so old, where does the time go.
And then as I drive them to school I hear them cackling uncontrollably to the lyrics "Did you ever seen a goose kissing a moose?" And all is right with the world.
I desperately need to know how Big Dom found AJ Brown's stolen car.
Donald Trump and his tariffs took away Cadbury Creme Eggs. Put it in the record books. Worst. President. Ever.
No way Stone Cold gets to ride the 4X4 again
So is John Cena really about to wrestle for an hour? Asking as a concerned old man
Say what you want about Logan Paul. His finisher is PHENOMENAL
Twitter's down? At least nothing bad can come of the outage. Imagine if the guy running it was in charge of something that mattered.
Get the shorts off the Oscars. They're doing a different thing
This is why the Oscars couldn't possibly be under 3.5 hours? This weird James Bond medley by someone who just goes by Lisa?
The Oscars are on Sunday. These were my Top 10 favorite movies of the year. What's the best movie of the year that I didn't see? Let me know. boxd.it/EvFiS
Lol the "Wrap It Up" to Cherelle. Eagles fans. Best fans in the world
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
The Eagles have a +87 point differential in their last 3 NFC Championship Games.
Love a smiling Jalen #GoBirds