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@coffeeandpi

Dad, husband, engineer, dog lover, amateur rocket scientist, trying to upgrade my "ally" card to one that says "accomplice", (He/Him) Banner is Pride Fighter, by @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social

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Some days all you can do is make it to tomorrow.

Still counts.

I'm glad you're here.

01.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Giancarlo Esposito

Klingon warship attacks the Federation ship. It drifts a bit, seemingly disabled. The Klingon captain hails the ship, calls for it to show up on the main screen.

*Giancarlo Esposito's face appears, 10 feet across on the screen*

Captain: "..."

"Bring me my brown pants!"

28.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a parent and find it refreshing that someone finally verbalized this. Kids that are comfortable and safe at home don't have the same need to keep things secret.

23.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey companies, here's a pro-tip

If I'm calling you for help with something, I'm already mad. Forcing me to go through an AI agent before I can reach a human just makes me never want to do business with you again.

I hope you go bankrupt.

20.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This art is amazing

14.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You might get the gold star for first use of 'akimbo' I've seen in the wild.

12.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It's important to teach your kids to write without ChatGPT so when the time comes they'll be able to write notes to be smuggled out of their camp.

09.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of really needed this today. Thanks.

08.02.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just realized that while the Bible mentions angels singing, it never says they're actually good.

In my heart I know they're just the worst choir ever. Cool outfits but just.... please stop

The people you find in fields aren't afraid, they're trying to get away from the sound

03.02.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Your art style is so great I love it!

02.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big ol' dad hugs over here anytime you want one.

I am so sorry you have to deal with this.

26.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never apologize for strudel fanatacism

25.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My man!

19.01.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So who do you guys like for security cameras and stuff now that Amazon (Ring) is in bed with Flock?

19.01.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a dang good idea, I'll have to try that.

Enjoy!

14.01.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI slop. Do better.

10.01.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And if anyone shows you a robot doing something blindingly fast, give them their "wow" moment and then take it right back by asking what it would take to teach it to do literally anything else.

09.01.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I work in industrial automation.

These robots aren't beating a human at anything important for a good long while.

They have their uses but this blanket "throw a robot at it" approach just shows they know literally nothing about actual robots.

09.01.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this so much

oh man

it's perfect

08.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the cast party with an open bar serving only Pino Noir

05.01.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @microsoft.com

It's slop. It will never not be slop.

Happy Sunday.

04.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The question β€œdoes anyone with honor or integrity remain in the US military?” has been asked and answered.

03.01.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention
Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of
the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine🎢

31.12.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love your style so much!

31.12.2025 08:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone's going on about how much they hate the Avatar movies and I'm over here constantly having to remind myself they made more than one.

22.12.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second Impact countdown timer: *starts*

21.12.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Somewhat of an affiliation"

Same dude. Literally the founder.

19.12.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Leader of drone program" has always been used like profanity, a pathetic title we'd give to terrorists we'd just eliminated in a targeted strike because clearly anyone leading a "drone program" against a normal army is just a coward.

...except now that it's us doing it, we make GameBoys.

19.12.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was jist thinking about this the other day.

I bet we see a resurgence in imperfect art, where things like you mentioned (brush strokes, little brush fibers, fingerprints in clay, etc) will become the details everyone *wants* in their art. Because that way we know a human made it.

14.12.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly am I looking at in that picture? Is that a person lying on their side?

Everyone is going WTF and I can't even tell what it is.

12.12.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0