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Mr Jolly

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Custodian & sworn protector of one wobbly cat & his four adopted siblings. Loving partner to maybezabe. I'm also a former volvo owner & unwilling Dacia Duster fan. Sensible discourse is welcome.

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Who wore it better?

19.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting at a table in a bowling alley with his hands on his head . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table in a bowling alley with his hands on his head .
15.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a load of shit

15.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, this is certainly news

15.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 17921 πŸ” 5439 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 257

It's far less depressing than exploring nw Wales

07.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In space, no one can hear blobby

06.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a big soft spot for the EMS, thanks to my father owning one in the early 90s, albeit tatty, and thanks to the fact I haven't seen one since. It did manage 110mph once with that big sunroof all the way open. 4 speed manual.

28.01.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any car with not a lot of power is fun to drive.
Any & all of my cars previous & present are & were a great hoot.

28.01.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations! The star here is the car!
Which one, might I ask?

27.01.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This mistake will no doubt come back at unwelcome times as an intrusive thought, something which I'll have to discuss with a *checks notes* psychologist in the future.

22.01.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
22.01.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

18. GF agreed to stay over when my parents went to a model railway convention. Pizza. Intermission. Breakfast. We'd saved garlic bread and I warmed it. I served her and asked how much condensed milk she wanted on it. That's when I learned most people have it without.

21.01.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3

If you need someone to get that tin off the top shelf just ask. We're happy to help.

21.01.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Psychiatrist: boy this is going to be one of those days

21.01.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The sun has set on the shortest day of the year. May we look forward to the return of the light, and all the good that it can bring.

21.12.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today marks 45 years since John Lennon made his greatest hit of all time: The Fucking Sidewalk.

Happy John Lennon Dead Day to all who celebrate!

08.12.2025 11:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well handled

02.12.2025 10:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who?

23.11.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As No.10 Tears Itself Apart, Are Labour Being Eaten By The Greens? β€œWe all knew Zack would be great but I don’t think anyone thought it would be like this," a Green insider said.

Yes. Next question.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/as-no1...

14.11.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 1624 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 18

You misunderstood the instruction

15.11.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're stuck in a room with Jimmy Carr & Ricky Gervais. They're both laughing hysterically. Neither one of them has told a joke or uttered a word. They pause occasionally to smell their own farts. They only stop laughing for 6 hours per day to watch carpool karaoke on repeat.

15.11.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've only got yourself to blame, pal

15.09.2025 08:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sitting where that thing was made. I'm, er, working.

27.08.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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English rap duo PIPcap get their UK tour off to a rocky start in Birmingham after attracting the attention of the local authorities.

27.08.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says I love my country more than a shitty polyester flag, bought on an American tax dodging website, made in China

24.08.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 924 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 6

As a kid growing up in the 70s and 80s, all the right-wing adults said the same thing: "What's happening to this country?" And now as a left-wing adult entering my 50s, I'm constantly asking the exact same questionβ€”just for entirely different reasons.

08.08.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Same deal for woodlice?

09.08.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing this anonymously was a wise move

09.08.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good for her

20.07.2025 09:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0