Avalon Fey

With the hectic holiday season upon us, I hope you’re taking plenty of time to rest & practice self-care 😊🌸

I know Mad Dame 😊 she’s lovely

When glitter just isn’t enough and you need to maximise the Christmas sparkle 🤩

Was scrolling through the Google recommended headlines & had a jump scare 😅 I knew he was an IRL reporter but assumed it would have been for the ABC considering his YouTube/tiktok content (which is fantastic & morbidly hilarious) 😆

Feeling Opalite in pastel blue 😊 I have a hotel room tomorrow so have time (and space!) for custom content 🤗 If you’d like a custom photoset, video or bundle, let me know 🌸

I can’t even be disgusted, the delusion is too hilarious 😆

And they’re all gonna get pay rise citing “hazard pay” 😅

Aren’t his robots controlled by people? They’ll probably promote robot nannies & people can be paid to remotely control them from home 😆

I bought an Advent Calendar almost a full month ago and still haven’t opened or eaten it 🤗 self discipline, please clap 😆

I love the hope people have that a woman can become the president of the USA but the last 2 attempts made it pretty clear that sexism is alive & well. A literal criminal beat 2 experienced & qualified women. AOC deserves better than having to experience that too 😔

Not only why is he naked, but where did he put his clothes?? Did he come in naked? Is the shadowy figure holding his clothes for him?

Text on AI images is its own form of entertainment 😅

Honestly, that one is another wacky US eccentricity alongside the amount of people who go into medical debt each year. It blows my mind that it ever became a thing in the first place & I can only assume it has roots in slavery too. So many weird US tropes seem to

Happy December 1st 🤗 time to jump full swing into the Christmas spirit 🎄

I love the idea that orcas cycle through fashion trends just like us 🤗

Thirst Day or Thirsty Thursday
Sunday Bun Day 🍰

The iconic Flinders Station, a popular Melbourne landmark, bedecked in gifts as part of the city’s Christmas decorations

Dingaling 🔔 hear them ring 🎶 it’s Christmas time in the city 🎄

A pretty stalk with pastel pink flowers blooming up the spire, and more flowers, shrubs & greenery in the background. Followed by a photo of tall trees and yellow bamboo shooting into the sky

More green spaces in #Melbourne 🌸

Only one month left until Christmas 🤗 my first #Melbourne Christmas, and the city is looking very festive already 🎄 🥰

Bunny. Hot pink cover, a satirical fairytale horror with Mean Girls mentioned. I had to get it

Secret faerie paths and mini waterfalls this afternoon 🌸 an early morning shift means an afternoon free for walking adventures 🤗 #melbourne

Two happy border collies with visibly wet fur and a water sprinkler just behind them in the corner. The closer dog has a happy grin on his face as his tongue lolls out of his mouth while he catches his breath

It was a scorching hot day today 🥵 so here’s 2 happy wet puppies after playing with the sprinkler 🤗

It’s so much nicer 🤗🌸

My 🦋 feed is full of kitties, puppies, bunnies, rats & wolves, mermaids, books, food & art 🤗 It’s already so much better than that angry place. My millennial heart loves the early-Instagram vibes & I genuinely hope it doesn’t change anytime soon 💖

I forgot the introduction 😅 Hi, I’m Avalon

Still immature but not in the way my teacher suspected 😆

I got “has immaturity problems, won’t communicate with other children and only babbles”

I was an immigrant and was speaking another language. My fellow 6 year olds worked it out but not my teacher 💀

Thankfully my mum took me to an ESL specialty school after that report card 😆

Doug. Lol

A small white and orange cat is curled up in an empty plant pot resting in the sunshine. In the second photo, the cat is stretched out and looking at the camera, mimicking a blooming plant

The kitty blossoms are blooming 🌸 what a lovely Spring day 🥰

Jury duty isn’t too bad 😊 you get paid (admittedly a small amount) & get both a meal & travel allowance. You might be involved with an interesting case too. If you’re concerned about the case triggering your mental health, they take that into consideration & you hopefully will not be picked 🌸

*sunset 😅