PopTarts are 61 years old today. Not the brand, the boxes in the back of our pantry.
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PopTarts are 61 years old today. Not the brand, the boxes in the back of our pantry.
Where do you live?
When your partner tells you “I’m not good enough for you” or “I’m not as good a person as you think I am” - believe them. They are telling the truth.
ICE agents were prevented from entering the parking lot at Dodger stadium. They hadn’t come to detain immigrants but to shake the hand of the guy with the balls to charge $12 for a hotdog.
Donald Trump has been enjoying his trip to the Middle East and is impressed by the lack of Hobbits, congratulating his hosts for finding and deporting them all.
Went to Manchester for the weekend and day tripped to Liverpool to visit some Beatles landmarks!
Of all the stupid, moronic, idiotic things he’s slobbered out, responding to a reporter that he’d like to be pope is low on the list. Who wouldn’t want to be the pope??? He answered a stupid question and didn’t seem serious about it. It wasn’t a declaration. However, Sen. Graham’s response-hooboy.
A couple shots from opening night of the Reedy Reels Film Festival in March
Happy Rex Manning Day!
It’s the 1st day of Pollen Season in South Carolina
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The Ginger Boy won’t acknowledge me because he is hidden 🤣
VaVOOM! It’s magnificent!
A skill I never imagined I’d have is eating while a cat’s butthole is next to my face.
This is what life is about.
Unpopular opinion: Aja is not Steely Dan’s best album - Katy Lied is.
To celebrate a great meeting yesterday, I came home and popped open an egg.
Made a little omelet. Yeah, eggs are the new champagne.
I’m at the place in life when someone mentions vodka, I think of penne á la.
Putin respects Trump the way Trump respects Melania.
I will randomly remember a line from This Is Spinal Tap and laugh aloud. Any line really.
In less than 2 weeks I’ll be signing comics at the Greenville Punk Flea Market at the Greenville Shrine on Saturday & Sunday, March 8-9 from 11am to 7pm. Come say howdy! #sepfm #yeahthatgreenville #comics
Director/producer James A. Sims, co-writer/creator Nick Capetanakis & I are thrilled to announce that “The ODD Squad” starring is a 2025 Official Selection of the Reedy Reels Film Festival in Greenville SC on March 28-29.
Screening time TBA.
New addition!
Cup decided that if my right hand wasn’t going to pet her, it wouldn’t be used at all. Except as a pillow.
I am full, grown-ass man who just had a bologna & cheese sammich with cheetos for lunch.
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I wish I understood him better. He is the weakest communicator of the bunch. He tries, but I really only guess what he wants about 50% of the time.
Sadly, I ain’t wrote one before.